Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Necessity is the Mother of Invention

No time like the present to fill an inevitable need, so may I present an exciting new Sparklegraphic you'll be seeing again and again! Yay!

15 comments:

The Cat's Meow said...

It occurs to me that Mikey is so dapper and coiffed, in an almost retro fashion. Will we be seeing a Michael Steele Mustache Alert System any time soon?

Madduane said...

I love Michael's energy dome / dunce cap / corporate monogram. I like the jaunty tilt to the right, too. Mike seems to be quite photogenic, at least for PSP purposes.

drew in sf said...

Rather than a mustache alert system, perhaps a Puppy Mike/Nabisco brand matching system - full menu here!

So many choices! Oreo, Mallomar, Nilla Wafer, (served on a) Triscuit (or on a Ritz!), and Easy Cheese - just to name a few!

Lulu Maude said...

Definitely Nilla Wafer.

Matty Boy said...

Here's a prediction. Some wandering wingnut will find this blog, look a tall the mean things you say about Condi and Mr. Steele, put two and two together and prove that you are another left-wing racist/fascist.

Remember, you heard it here first.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Hmm Nabisco makes Oreo, which is dark on the outside and creamy whi--
oh, never mind.
The guy's a total Orea and we all know it.
So sue me.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Uh, if you guys don't know why I used the Nabisco logo, or think that it's a coincidence that Nabisco makes Oreos, you may wish to acquaint yourself more with Steele's illustrious race-bating past.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Sheesh, I'm cranky this morning, so I want to clarify this: I'm not calling Steele an "Oreo." I would never call an African American an "Oreo." I am referring to a specific example in Steele's idiotic past.

And, yes, I do tend to single out African American Republicans, don't I? Gosh, why do I do that? Here's the secret: African American Republicans really are fucked up in a particularly laughable and spectacular way, and it's perfectly OK to point this out and to be fascinated by this phenomenon! There!

Matty Boy said...

Aren't Log Cabin (or Log Closet) Republicans just as fucked up as African American Republicans? I realize there's a difference, in that the Republicans are trying to bring their few minority members forward to show they aren't a single race and largely regional party, while they would like The Gay to just shut up and/or go away. Still, both these minority groups inside the GOP have to possess a great talent for ignoring insults from the people they allegedly agree with.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Aren't Log Cabin (or Log Closet) Republicans just as fucked up as African American Republicans?

Yes, but in a different way. Gay Republicans are delusional, while Black Republicans are stupid. There's a difference.

dguzman said...

Amen to that, Princess. And well played, Matty Boy.

TeleFrank said...

The way it covers one eye makes him look a bit like a PIRATE! AArrrgh!!

Uncle Glenny said...

Wasn't the head of the Log Cabin Republicans at one time African American?

Ken Layne said...

This is a beautiful new Info-Graphic. How long before Steele claims tiny printouts of this image are floating around him, everywhere?

StonyPillow said...

You've done it again, PSP! Although nothing will rival your Kraphammer Info-Graphic. But nothing ever will. Courage, courage to keep going even after you've achieved that once-in-a-lifetime pixellated perfection. You're an inspiration to us all.