OK, so I'm doing my usual thing, hangin' out, feelin' free, performing Google News searches for the term Condoleezza, and then I'm totally, all, What? Salman Rushdie is dating Condi? Hello? And then I was all, like, Nuh-uh, he's dating the actress* who plays Condi! The one who gives Will Ferrell a lap dance on Broadway! And then I was all, like, OMG, whatever.
*I must admit, though, that anybody named Pia is automatically OK by me.