Saturday, February 07, 2009

Condi: "I'm Glad it's Over."


(Lee Hershfield, Palm Beach Daily News)

Condi riched it up with the riches Thursday night in Palm Beach, where she was given the ADL's Distinguished Statesman Award for all of her wondrous successes over the past eight years. The League's director enthused about the fabulous Dr. Ferragamo:

Abraham Foxman, ADL's national director, presented the award, describing Rice as "a consummate professional, an extraordinary pianist, a great football enthusiast, a presidential adviser, a professor, a diplomat and an extraordinary public servant."


I'm going to go ahead and say that his list is obviously arranged in a descending order of success.

As for Condi, all dolled up in satin and organza, well, she couldn't be happier:

"It's been an extraordinary eight years, and yes, quite frankly, I'm glad it's over."


And with that, Condi has finally, finally said something that 100% makes sense and that I agree with 100%. You knew it had to happen eventually!

Anyway, here's another picture of Condi with rich people who think she's great:


22 comments:

West End Bob said...

She can not be nearly as "glad it's over" as the rest of The Universe is . . . .

Muscato said...

Far be it from me to question the Wisdom of PSP, but isn't that hair...different, almost to the point of Elevated? If I didn't know better, I'd say she's prepping us, her faithful audience, for the next phase, which will be a full-blown, "yes I'm living with Randy Bean in the house we own" full-on Sapphist Crew Cut.

Also: the dame to the left? Tell me that's not for real. That's a parody rich-lady puppet from the same master craftsman who carved Madame.

Anonymous said...

I concur on the do. It might even be "major structural changes underway."

And the lady to the left is truly maqui-aged. And not in a good way.

Cynica said...

The lady to the left is a dead ringer for Jacqueline de Ribes. Hairdressers of a certain age will know who I mean.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Don't panic, it's just an updo.

Lulu Maude said...

ADL... does that stand for the American Denial League?

Lulu Maude said...

And yes, Muscato... that's the closest the lady on the left gets to a smile after 6 face lifts.

Madduane said...

poor, deluded rich people. Can't we help them, in some way?

Anonymous said...

the photo: shades of WeeGee!

Fabulana said...

Are those fur lapels or mane extensions? Perhaps the rich could use some glitter.

Anonymous said...

All-American Condi gettin' real & cashin' in after faking her way to/at the "top" for eight years...

Matty Boy said...

Muscato beat me to it. The ghost of Wayland Flowers is sticking his hand up some strange new puppet's rear end.

Anonymous said...

We are too honey, we are too!

Juliana

g said...

SHE's glad it's over?

Anonymous said...

I didn'y know you could squeeze that many reptilians into a three by six photo.

karenzipdrive said...

Somewhere in the inner city, a pimp daddy is looking for his jacket with the red fur lapels.

desertwind said...

Is that Bernie Madoff laughin' with Condi?

Fran said...

As much as Condi is glad it's over-- think about Bernake & Hank Paulson.... their asses are out of the hot seat. Now they can be armchair critics & never have to endure weeks of questioning, or Congressional hearing/ raking over the coals regarding the 2009 Depression again. Whew what a relief that must be! They are probably clinking their glasses toasting, while having belly laughs over,
" I can't believe we pulled off that $700 billion dollar bailout scam"!!!!!!!!!

Dick Tremayne said...

I haven't seen that many white people crowding around a black person since Return of the Jedi.

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's just the lighting...but Condi doesn't have the Michael Jackson disease, does she? You know, the one where you take a hormone to supress skin color and then turn around and say you have vigilitis (or however its spelled). Also, how many other Black people do you think these people converse with? Other than 'That will be all, Enid'.

drew in sf said...

ADL = Alzheimer's Defense League! Amirite!

samael7 said...

Wow, yes, that dowager to the left. Puts me in mind of some species of small bird. Perhaps a sparrow. Or a finch.

I half expect her to peck her reflection on shiny surfaces.