Friday, January 16, 2009

John McCain: Fun Killer



From Page Six comes the most depressing news:


SEN. John McCain might regret choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate, but an even worse decision will deprive his fellow Americans of what would have been the best season of "Dancing With the Stars" ever. Our impeccably placed source says, "Just before Thanksgiving, Cindy McCain (above) started talks with producers to appear as a dancer on the show. She wanted to do it very badly." But this week, Sen. McCain "put the kibosh on it." Reps for the show and McCain didn't return calls.



This is seriously, totally the worst thing he has ever done, ever. I'm sobbing right this minute, just trying to imagine everything we'll miss thanks to Cranky McKilljoy. A thing of potentially dizzying beauty has been stolen from us.



Is it too late for Sarah to enlist?

13 comments:

Madduane said...

Dat rat bastid!

Matty Boy said...

Thanksgiving? AFTER he lost the election? What a miserable punk!

zaoli said...

Can we start a letter writing campaign? Didn't Palin become a Republican star because of some guy's website?

Must pursue, can't let Cindy's dreams die!

zoe said...

Where IS Cindy, anyway? I have not seen a single Cindy sighting since the election. FREE CINDY!

puravida said...

Hold on there, mister! Cindy baring her, uh, soul at the Miss Buffalo Chip competition was okey-dokey, but showing a little leg on Dancing with the Stars is not?

Judging from this decision, McKrusty was clearly not ready for the Presidency.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I read this too, with great disappointment.
McCain scooped her up when she was just in her 20's and she's never had a chance to be young.
I could totally see her in those sequinny gowns doing the Fox Trot, or all dolled in up a pony tail and poodle skirt doing the jitterbug.
But no, Cranky Pants had to fuck it up for all of us.

jolie said...

"She wanted to do it very badly."

did cindy want to dance badly or badly wanted to dance?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Methinks she can dance just fine. But now we'll never know.

Lulu Maude said...

Cindy has been holed up with her lover in Flagstaff since old Poopy lost the election. Thank God he lost; he goes back to DC, and she snuggles up to some hunk her own age.

Cynica said...

This is just too heartbreaking. Hey Cindy! All the money, all the houses, all the cars? Yours, Yours, Yours. You don't have to do what the mean old man says. Dance, Cindy, Dance!!

Anonymous said...

Cynica, maybe she does have to do what the mean old man says. Remember her pink cast? I suspect if she ever tried to get free she'd have to get a restraining order and hire a whole lot of body guards.

FranIAm said...

puravida said what i was going to... i mean buffalo chips yes, dancing stars no?

that is so wrong at so many levels.

he is one angry bitter man.

imissamerica said...

Not on Grandpa Mac's Watch!
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/2009/01/johnny-mac-says-cindys-dancing-future.html