Monday, December 08, 2008

Will This Be the Final George Bush Presidential Bald-Head-Rubbing?

U.S. President George W. Bush and first lady Laura Bush gather with the children of military families as they attend a children's holiday reception in the East Room of the White House in Washington December 8, 2008. REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES)

The Bushes did the most totally funnest thing today, surrounding themselves in a protective yet festive cloud of adorable children. Cute!

But eagle-eyed Bush watchers, take note! This is just the latest of many instances of George rubbing bald heads, a practice –a fetish, even– documented with painful thoroughness here. I can imagine him sitting there, seeing that tiny –yet perfectly-formed– cropped noggin, and thinking, This could be the last! This could be the last! Well, how could he resist? And why should he? He's the President of the United States!

A superb Holiday Gross-Out™, and my compliments to the director.


Anonymous said...

Look how drunk that fat fuck looks. George too.

n69n said...

its good luck to rub a pickaninny's head!

Lulu Maude said...

The only attribute that Dubya has, besides rich parents with lots of connections is a good head of hair.

He can't help but gloat.

We're going to miss him, aren't we?

I didn't think so.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

That kid is in a perfect position to deliver a crushing cock punch.

Karen Zipdrive said...

"Get your hand off my head, you honky prick!"

dguzman said...

I'm with Friday -- give it to that bastard, kid!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Just the sight of that jubilant jackass and his bloated, sedated wife having fun playing with hapless little kids makes me want to claw my eyes out.
I'm convinced Bush has no conscience whatsoever about all the damage he's done to our country.
If I was one of those kids' parents, I'd raise hell that he was allowed to touch them.
Please Miss Pony, you are all powerful and you live in DC. Can't you force him to go away and never come back?

Uncle Glenny said...

At least he didn't pull the kid's shirt up and snort into his navel.

g said...

Jebus, that makes me want to throw things. If I were that child's parent, I'd want to cold cock this fucker.

Fran said...

What is up with them sitting above on a throne???

We shall sit up on our perch above the villagers.

They shoulda staged a sit in.... we ain't leaving till you bring our military parents back home .

Where is Dick in this gala event?

Better he remain in the undisclosed snake pit & not frighten the children.