Friday, December 05, 2008

Ursula Grief Stage Four: Depression


New Austrian Foreign Minister Michael Spindelegger, left, presents a bouquet of flowers to his predecessor Ursula Plassnik, Tuesday Dec. 2, 2008 in Vienna, Austria. (AP Photo/Bernhards J. Holzner)


That was the scene on Tuesday, but I just couldn't write about it until today because I was still so sad!

Oh, Ursula, this guy seems nice, and it was grand of him to give you such gorgeous flowers and everything, but he's just not....

*sobs uncontrollably*

*sets favorite cashmere scarf on fire in gesture of grief*

5 comments:

Rhode Island Rules said...

Gorgeous flowers though. And I love the way he is looking up at her. Even if he was taller I still think he's be looking shyly at her.

Matty Boy said...

I have one request. Even if this person figures out how to reconcile the Israelis and Palestinians AND the Indians and Pakistanis AND wins the Nobel Peace Prize AND that Peace Prize Bush won this week, his picture is never printed here again.

Ever.

No scarf on Ursula. We'll have to be satisfied with the gigantic accessories.

I haz a sad.

zoe said...

I wish she would just lean down and take a bite out of him.

Karen Zipdrive said...

She makes those gorgeous flowers look like an offering of humble posies purchased from a raggedy street urchin.
I share in your sadness.

jterry said...

I hope that she isn't entering some scarf-free phase as a public expression of her grief.