Monday, November 10, 2008

Michele Bachmann Calls Kettle Black, Un-American

(AP Photo, 09/19/08)

I've got to admit that I'm super-happy that Michele Bachmann got reelected, because everybody hates her and she'll be powerless and unhappy in congress anyway, so she can continue to be humorous and dumb and, oh, just one of my favorite politicians EVER. Here's what she thinks of all the mean things people said about Sarah Palin:

A conservative Christian congresswoman says although the attacks on Sarah Palin's reputation leveled by McCain campaign insiders are "over the top and hurtful," they will embolden base conservatives to rally to the Alaska governor's cause even more.

Anonymous McCain aides have been quoted in various media outlets as saying that the governor did not know Africa was a continent and could not name the three countries in the North American Free Trade Agreement. She has also been blamed for McCain's defeat and accused of ignoring the advice of McCain advisers during the campaign.

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota), a staunch supporter of Palin, says it is disappointing that McCain campaign insiders would be so "vicious" in their attacks against Palin -- not to mention so soon after the election.

Wheee! This is Michele Bachmann, who almost lost her seat by calling Obama "anti-American," complaining that people were "over the top" about Palin. Oh Michele, don't ever stop being Michele. And by being Michele I mean, of course, being an amusing idiot.

Bachmann/Palin in 2012!


Mobutu Sese Seko said...

Michelle Bachmann can't be faulted for being seduced by Palin's mellifluous voice and elegant go-getter couture. I bet she'll even flip for a personal ad in 2010:

"Politics magnate with luscious 38" hips is a serious candidate for sainthood. Don't let her be the sacrificial lamb who forsakes wedding herself to her nation and flag. King Henry had his six queens, but America has never had one. Until now. Also has precociousness, breasts."

FranIAm said...

Bachman - another content rich source for you.

She is just kissing a-double ess so that when Palin 2012 emerges, she has a place at the table.


Liquid said...

Does anybody else get the sense, from the photo, that if there were a precipice outside the scope of the image, Bachmann would be about to give Ms Palin a quick shove?
And then shout, 'I did it for you Johnny! Can I be VP now? I'm *crazier*!'

Ivars said...

I live in MN and am shocked we would elect this wing nut again. FYI, her husband started some born again psychology clinics to turn gay people straight. He also says that he picks out some of Bible Spice's (as we like to call her) clothes. He's a big queen.

Lulu Maude said...

Maybe Miss Sarah will choose Miss Michele as a running mate.

Wouldn't that be exciting?

dinthebeast said...

"Base conservatives", boy isn't that just a mouthful...
-Doug in Oakland

FranIAm said...

Michele's husband a big queen... worth researching!

Anonymous said...

El Tinklenberg '10!! Rah rah rah!

Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel