Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Burning Crosses: So Hot Right Now

I'm assuming that this is already on every single other blog by now, but... OMG. If you haven't seen it yet, this is a thrillingly real product offered by the American Family Association, and it officially makes them the most retarded retards in Retardistan.

"Looking for an effective way to express your Christian faith this Christmas season?" they ask, "Light up your front yard, porch, patio, driveway, business, organization or church this holiday season with a stunning Christmas cross." I bet it looks great on the lawn, too!

Shipping is included!


Madduane said...

I, um... want one?

Regan Lee said...

I'm speechless. And stealing this to post on my alice surreal blog.

(love your blog)

rptrcub said...

You know I hate to ask,
but are "racists" electric?

Jim Donato said...

Dear rptrcub - Bless your little pea pickin' heart!

- a fellow Numan fan

Anonymous said...

Is there a little Jesus to hang on it too?

JR said...

It's the perfect Christmas welcoming gift for those uppity new neighbors!

Fran said...

Rock to throw through window sold separately?

Karen Zipdrive said...

It looks better if you lay it down on your lawn. Then you can take pictures and turn them into Christmas cards!

dguzman said...

I thought it really was a burning cross, with carefully contained flames.

"Looking for an effective way to express your Christian faith this Christmas season?" Don't bother donating your time or money to charity organizations, or living your faith in words and deeds! Just put this on your lawn, and it's "obligation: met!"

Lulu Maude said...


Send one to Standish, ME. I'm sure that the general store there will find it a perfect sort of testimony.

jolie said...

OK, so I just had to shoot an email to AFA about this jolly holiday item.

if I hear back, I may share it in case hilarity ensues.

Anonymous said...

"only available at AFA?"


Like this is really fucking hard to make. Two pieces of wood and string christmas lights onto it.


These people are so stupid.

Good comment about giving to charity instead.