I'm assuming that this is already on every single other blog by now, but... OMG. If you haven't seen it yet, this is a thrillingly real product offered by the American Family Association, and it officially makes them the most retarded retards in Retardistan.
"Looking for an effective way to express your Christian faith this Christmas season?" they ask, "Light up your front yard, porch, patio, driveway, business, organization or church this holiday season with a stunning Christmas cross." I bet it looks great on the lawn, too!
Shipping is included!
12 comments:
I, um... want one?
I'm speechless. And stealing this to post on my alice surreal blog.
(love your blog)
You know I hate to ask,
but are "racists" electric?
Dear rptrcub - Bless your little pea pickin' heart!
- a fellow Numan fan
Is there a little Jesus to hang on it too?
It's the perfect Christmas welcoming gift for those uppity new neighbors!
Rock to throw through window sold separately?
It looks better if you lay it down on your lawn. Then you can take pictures and turn them into Christmas cards!
I thought it really was a burning cross, with carefully contained flames.
"Looking for an effective way to express your Christian faith this Christmas season?" Don't bother donating your time or money to charity organizations, or living your faith in words and deeds! Just put this on your lawn, and it's "obligation: met!"
Eek.
Send one to Standish, ME. I'm sure that the general store there will find it a perfect sort of testimony.
OK, so I just had to shoot an email to AFA about this jolly holiday item.
if I hear back, I may share it in case hilarity ensues.
"only available at AFA?"
WTF?
Like this is really fucking hard to make. Two pieces of wood and string christmas lights onto it.
$85?
These people are so stupid.
Good comment about giving to charity instead.
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