Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Quickie: Sarah Palin Already Creating New Job Opportunities

From Craigslist via The Stranger:

Looking for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days.

Major adult studio.

Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP

Pay: $2000-3000

No anal required


And, hey! You've already got the wardrobe covered (see below)!

Seriously, is this ever going to end? Sarah has become the new Larry Craig, where anything she does, anything she says, is automatically hilarious. I was actually contemplating doing a post with the headline "Sarah Palin Went to the Bathroom Today," and I swear it would have been funny. She is the new bottomless (No anal required) pit of humor.

12 comments:

cranberryzero said...

If I owned a business, I would totally append "No anal required" to the end of every job posting...

Wanted: Daycare attendant
Must be good with kids
No anal required

karenzipdrive said...

I made sure that was added to my contract.

rptrcub said...

Title: "Drilling Alaska."

HRH King Friday XIII said...

You're so right. She's like Dan Quale and Dubya combined! A never-ending renewable resource of hilarity!

Well Charlie forever!!!

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Craberry, I'm totally unfamiliar with straight porn, so my reaction was to wonder if anal sex in straight port has gotten so commonplace that they have to say that.

drew in sf said...

Wanted: vice presidential candidate
Must be good with sentences
No anal required

PSP, straight porn is identical to gay porn, except for the women.

Or maybe not...

g said...

No, no, the title is "Drill, Baby Drill!"

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Now THAT, g, is hilarious.

dguzman said...

Who would watch such a film?

Blue Gal said...

what dguzman said. I would refuse to see any Palin porn that did not include at least one anal scene. BORring.

Sorghum Crow said...

Mein Gott! Civilization (if indeed there ever was such a thing) has ended.

Anonymous said...

THAT is the funniest thing I've read all week -THANK YOU!