Looking for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days.
Major adult studio.
Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP
Pay: $2000-3000
No anal required
And, hey! You've already got the wardrobe covered (see below)!
Seriously, is this ever going to end? Sarah has become the new Larry Craig, where anything she does, anything she says, is automatically hilarious. I was actually contemplating doing a post with the headline "Sarah Palin Went to the Bathroom Today," and I swear it would have been funny. She is the new bottomless (No anal required) pit of humor.
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If I owned a business, I would totally append "No anal required" to the end of every job posting...
Wanted: Daycare attendant
Must be good with kids
No anal required
I made sure that was added to my contract.
Title: "Drilling Alaska."
You're so right. She's like Dan Quale and Dubya combined! A never-ending renewable resource of hilarity!
Well Charlie forever!!!
Craberry, I'm totally unfamiliar with straight porn, so my reaction was to wonder if anal sex in straight port has gotten so commonplace that they have to say that.
Wanted: vice presidential candidate
Must be good with sentences
No anal required
PSP, straight porn is identical to gay porn, except for the women.
Or maybe not...
No, no, the title is "Drill, Baby Drill!"
Now THAT, g, is hilarious.
Who would watch such a film?
what dguzman said. I would refuse to see any Palin porn that did not include at least one anal scene. BORring.
Mein Gott! Civilization (if indeed there ever was such a thing) has ended.
THAT is the funniest thing I've read all week -THANK YOU!
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