Monday, October 06, 2008

Have You Had a Sarah Palin Dream Yet?



I did, just last night! It was weird and fun! I was hanging around with Sarah, and I was being her underminer friend, trying to encourage her to do things I knew she couldn't do (much like the McCain campaign, I suppose). The details are a little hazy, but at the end of the dream, Sarah and I were passing a busy liquor store, and I was egging her on to go in. "They'll love you!" I told her. In she went as I waited outside, biding my time. And then there was some kind of hubbub, and she came running out and totally doused me with silly string! So funny! And then I woke up. The end.

What hilarity awaits us this week? Let Sarah be Sarah!

10 comments:

AerialPJ said...

I was sick right around her nomination and I had Sarah Palin nightmares for about three nights...I woke up in a cold sweat.

jterry said...

I feel for you, Princess. Don't let her take up shop in your head! She'll take everything out of it!

dguzman said...

How creepy.

Steve said...

Quick! You need Rev Muthee to perform a witchcraft exorcism before the silly string becomes silly putty. After that abandon all hope.

Ensign Steve said...

I dreamed I was trying to call her on my cell phone but I had to use these binary punch cards to dial the number, and I couldn't figure out how to convert her number to binary because they use a different system in Alaska.

But you haven't told us any of your Condi dreams, have you?

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

I've never had a Condi dream!

tangobaby said...

Please don't give me something else to worry about. It's bad enough thinking about her when I'm awake! I don't have your sense of humor or coping skills.

rptrcub said...

I was very sick the night of the Plugz/Caribou Barbie debate, so when I went to bed, I dreamt that Joe was my high school U.S. history teacher, ranting insane about Ronald Reagan, while Sarah was, of course, the librarian who kept popping babies out of her v. while checking out my books.

I also had a very interesting dream involving Todd Palin, Beau Biden, et moi. You do the math there.

gac_dems said...

YES!!!!

I just dreamed she was selling stuff in large trucks. I got stuck in her truck and she wouldn't let me out to leave for a long time.

Michael Seldom said...

Jeff & I think she's hottttt!

I asked my wife to "play" Sarah Palin. She decided NOT to "take one for the Party."