Monday, October 06, 2008

The Guy Paulson Put in Charge of, Like, Eleventy Zillion Dollars Has Crazy Eyes, Will Eat Your Soul



Oh dear. They've gone and put Lex Luthor in charge of the bailout plan. And what do you know? He's a Goldman, Sachs guy! What a remarkable coinkydink! What could possibly go wrong?



UPDATE: He may be an asshole of truly epic proportions.

14 comments:

Jess Wundrun said...

I apologize for the overt racial stereotyping, but I would be afraid to sit next to those eyes on an airplane.

rptrcub said...

It's like he's looking into my soul and ARAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHRHRHHRHGHGHGH!!!

Anonymous said...

Bullethead!

ManchuCandidate said...

Kali Mah!

He looks like the Thuggee Priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

It looks like he can rip out a man's heart while it's still beating.

Matty Boy said...

I notice on his resume his Goldman Sachs position was in San Francisco. I don't want to perpetuate stereotypes inflicted on my own bio-region, but maybe he wanted to be posted in this relative economic backwater for reasons of a... hairdresser-ish nature?

If this causes any reader to have a brief fantasy of him having relations with anyone or anything, I sincerely apologize.

karenzipdrive said...

Never trust anyone when you can see the whites of their eyes all around their eyeballs.
He's got that runaway bride thing going on.
Spooky.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

You are feeling very sleepy.... listen to the sound of my voice... sleep.... sleeeeeeeeeeeeep.....

Major Mel Funkshun said...

The guy's name is Neel Kashkarai!! Kashkari! I mean, COME ON!!!!!

dguzman said...

Holy god in ... his eyes... can't look... can't look away... retinas melting... can't look away...cerebral cortex disintegrat...

samael7 said...

Matty Boy: he's setting off my gaydar like 4th of July, scary-eyes notwithstanding.

One would really hope he was just startled when they snapped that picture.

Shelly Amber said...

Graves' Ophthalmopathy, or sometimes called thyroid eye disease....the "runaway bride" disorder....
common symptoms are anxiety, nervous, worry..."OH MY GOD!!! WE NEED THRITY THREE BAGAZILLION OR WE ARE ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL!!!!

My theory on the bailout (or rescue plan) is to get that crazy fucker from Tulsa, Oral Roberts to tell all the right wing nut jobs that God will come for him if we don't bail out AIG.

Anonymous said...

If he, Jennifer Wilbanks, and Princess Beatrice of England came to my door uncostumed on Halloween, I think I'd die on the spot of cardiac arrest!

Timanager said...

What I think is sorta sweet is how totally wonderful he would look with the blowup doll or whatever of Condi.

Perfect match! And can you imagine the kids with googly eyes?

Martini said...

My first thought was: "I'd hit it." Then: "AC/DC does rawk." Then: "FUCKING RUSH?"

Sweet baby Jesus. Anyone who ever liked Rush cannot be trusted with a dime bag, much less seven hundred gillion dollars.