Sunday, October 26, 2008

Erstwhile Survivor Loser Introduces Mini-Palin


Elisabeth Hasselbeck, co-host of 'The View', and Gov. Sarah Palin, back right, take the stage at a rally at the Silver Spurs Arena, in Kissimmee, Fla, Sunday, Oct. 26, 2008. (AP Photo/Joe Burbank, Pool)


Here's another view of the new, miniaturized, fun-size Sarah Palin:




So cute! What is it, like, two feet tall? Why didn't they think of this earlier?

19 comments:

SALVATORE said...

AHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL MAN I NEARLY FELL OF MY CHAIR WHEN I SAY YOU DP

JEEZ ARE YOU STILL IN TO MY LITTLE PONY AT THE AGE OF 43 DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?

Peteykins said...

Um, what? Could you clarify the question, please?

Mistress Cynica said...

I haven't seen that much pink and green since a country club brunch circa 1980.

Distributorcap said...

do you think everyone in the crowd hates her as much as the rest of america?

Rhode Island Rules said...

Eeww, green! No one looks good in green, especially that shade. Is she trying to be a Lucky Charms Leprechaun with Sarah as the marshmallow heart?
I liked Elisabeth on survivor and as a Reebok shoe designer, but on the View, eh, not so much. Get a brain girl. I know that you have money and your football player husband has money, but really, there is more to life than that.

Anonymous said...

she's a perky praying mantis

Anonymous said...

Yeah, praying mantis...

Anonymous said...

They are channeling Winchester, Virginia's Apple Blossom Festival. Those are the official colors -- pink and that green. For weeks you can't escape these -- the cruelest pastels.

This is an event I have successfully avoided since moving to the area in 03, so I can't add anything else about it, except in 08 they had their first African-American Apple Blossom Monarch. (I forget whether she is a Queen or a Princess, though obviously she can't outrank our own Princess.)

Verification word -- Ningog -- the younger sister of Gog and Magog.

Anonymous said...

They both look like they have gigantic asses.

The Banjo-Butt Gurlz, "We have guns and we know how to shoot them!"

The first poster sounds like one of those "Downs For Palin" things.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I watched that intro and it sorta spoiled my brunch.
Do you think the GOP can make room for a Palin/Hasseldork ticket in 2012?
YES PLEASE.

word verification: poupd

Glennis said...

Is this the pink jacket that actually belongs to her? Because....uck.

Anonymous said...

Yes, she bragged that she bought that dowdy pink schmata at her favorite consignment shop in Anchorage.
Makes her hips look extra wide. Good.

Anonymous said...

OOhh, i've been waiting for them to come out with a Sarah Palin in 'purse size'. Now I can take the crazy with me everywhere I go!

Also, why is Evil Barbie Hasselbeck wearing leprechaun shoes?!

dguzman said...

So La Pequena Sarah Palin appeared? Did she speak in English or Spanish?

I thought Palin only wore red and black--WTF did this pink jacket come from? I suppose she'd look even worse in that long green coat, though.

Anonymous said...

I've nothing new (or even from the 80's) to add to the discussion, but must giggle with wonder at that fabulous comment-bot which creates the word verification thingy's.
The one here now is haggero -- who can resist labelling this great green-pink post
Haggero?

(or perhaps Las Haggeras?)

Matthew Hubbard said...

Maybe Elizabeth Hasselback is an Ursula-sized colossus, did you ever think of that?

You know, even if she was, I still wouldn't be interested.

Twinkle Winkle Pony Palin said...

Yes! They're finally going after the Leprechaun vote. October Surprise! Hooray!

Kristol hasn't suggested it, so it may just work.

Anonymous said...

I may be a minority of one but I don't see anything wrong with what the parents have done. I don't agree with their politics of course and don't for one minute believe Sarah Palin gives a shit about Downs except what it can get for her politically. Having said that, they (Dad especially) seems to really proud of his daughter and they didn't leave her a home. They made her a big part of the outing...and I'll bet they always do. It dosen't smack of exploitation live Sarah does with Trig.

tangobaby said...

Miniature, fun-sized Sarah?! Lordy, I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

It's very bad for me not to come here everyday because the humor backlog is killing me right now. I should be a more disciplined PSP groupie.