Republican presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., kisses a baby during a rally in Allentown, Pa., Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2008. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
Attention Mothers!!! Brain sucking zombies are REAL and they are after your children! Generally, they smell like day-old Depends and have sissy names like John Sidney the Third. You might want to think they are sweet little old men who've wandered away from the home, but NO! They want, nay they need BRAINS!
Fun fact: the child in the photo is only three weeks old. Zombie McCain is drawing out the life essence of the child in order to sustain his undeath, and we're seeing the poor wee one just seconds before it, too, becomes a bald, toothless, shrivelled lump. And then . . . dust . . .
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This is creepier than Liza Minelli and David Gest making out.
Mommy! The angry man's sucking my brains out of my ear!
if that is kissing, i would guess that he hasn't kissed anyone for a very long time.
Dear Heloise,
What's the best way to remove old man smell from my son?
Connie
Allentown, PA
Take out the evil and the omnipresent sense of impending death and decay, and this reminds me of Yes We Can (Hold Babies).
Poor little blond boy, doomed to a life of brainless zombiedom by McGeezer.
Attention Mothers!!! Brain sucking zombies are REAL and they are after your children! Generally, they smell like day-old Depends and have sissy names like John Sidney the Third. You might want to think they are sweet little old men who've wandered away from the home, but NO! They want, nay they need BRAINS!
Unhand me, Geezer!
BRAINSSSSSS......
BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Fun fact: the child in the photo is only three weeks old. Zombie McCain is drawing out the life essence of the child in order to sustain his undeath, and we're seeing the poor wee one just seconds before it, too, becomes a bald, toothless, shrivelled lump. And then . . . dust . . .
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