Thursday, September 25, 2008

Who Needs Comedy Clubs When You've Got Craigslist?

Currently offered on Craigslist:

I have one (1) Sarah Palin, sort of life size cardboad cutout. It's free standing just like her. Unlike her, you can ask it any questions you like. Like her, you will not get satisfactory answers. It looks a lot like this:

I want to sell it to you (U) for the price of 30 American dollars (post bailout value of 20 Canadian dollars).

If youre asking yourself "Why do I want a cardoard cutout of Governor Palin?", I would say you probably lack a good imagination.

Suggested Uses:
1. You can put her in the passenger seat and make use of the HOV lanes in Virginia
2. Put her in your window to frighten your neighbors and rid your community of witchcraft
3. Fun at parties!!

With debates and election night parties coming up, who wouldnt want a cardboard cutout?! She's the hockey mom you never had!

Email me and she can be yours. Price is negotiable....and if its for a good cause, ill probably just give it to you for free. It was purchased for a one time joke, and now its just making me hate myself because its sitting in my office.

Location: U Street/Dupont
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 854952445

Swish of the combable tail to Pony Pal/Coworker Zev!


FranIAm said...

Maybe we should send it to Florida to scare Sarah Silverman's grandparents...

dguzman said...

Zev's gonna make mad moneys off this.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Can Palin blowup dolls be far behind?
Hell, I'd buy one just to put duct tape over the mouth.

Maddy said...

Suggested use #4: Running mate.