Friday, September 05, 2008

Sarah Palin Practices to be Cheney 2.0 by Being Whisked Away to an Undisclosed Location Where She Will Remain Hidden until After the Election

And that's it! That's really the whole post! No picture because she's hiding! They went to all the trouble of finding McCain the most photogenic running mate, and now they won't even let her do Katie Couric! Their confidence is heartwarming.

Actually, she was at some rally today, but you know what I mean.

8 comments:

swervinmervin said...

Cheney is probably behind the whole Sarah "Barracuda" Palin choice and subsequent cone of silence treatment. McCain is too old and tired. Besides Cheney eats babies and Sara is a proven workhorse in this regard, and she's still young!

karenzipdrive said...

PSP darling, I'm so glad you've joined in the Palin discussions.
Yep- Dick Cheney found out it's do-able to dodge the media and she's copying him.
She'll appear in carefully choreographed rallys, but no questions afterwards from the media.
And she was wise to start dodging in advance because she's got more dirty laundry than a college frat boy.
-Troopergate
-Alleged affair with husband's biz partner
-Banning books at liberry
-Leaving Wasilla in debt
-Bridge to nowhere
-Track joined the Army or else
-Piper spitting on Trig's head
-Naming her kids weird shit
-etc.

justjenny said...

Almost completely off topic, but I think Ursula could kick Sarah's ass any day of the week.

Matty Boy said...

Karen, my favorite of the etc. you mention is the new quote "So Sambo beat the bitch!" being reported at the L.A. Progressive.

She's like Michelle Bachmann, but so much spunkier!

karenzipdrive said...

Yeah- her calling Obama "Sambo" is so retro racist it almost doesn't count.
But it does count, making her that much cuntier.

Anonymous said...

Is it my imagination, or do Sarah's older two daughters wear their hair like the young girls from Texas involved with Warren Jeffs in New Zion.

rptrcub said...

Does anyone else wanna see Michelle and Sarah battle it out in a deathcage match? Caribou Barbie won't know what hit her after Southside Sista cuts her. (I soooo heart Michelle.)

dguzman said...

She's already acting "prezdintual!"