Monday, July 07, 2008

She's a Real Country Club Girl


US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (R) signs autographs for golf fans during Round 3 of the AT&T National PGA Tour golf tournament at Congressional Country Club in Bethesda, Maryland, July 5, 2008. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES)

15 comments:

Jun Okumura said...

You know Bush is a lame duck when...
... his most trusty lieutenant defies his ban on wartime golf.


Condi, you can use my driver any time you like.

Matty Boy said...

"I'd be proud to invade your country... club!

Ha, Ha, XOXO, Condi"

I have no first hand knowledge of the situation, but I thought she'd be more of an LPGA fan.

Anonymous said...

A country club -- where Condi really feels at home ...

HRH King Friday XIII said...

Tiger Woods in drag.

zoe said...

Don't be sayin' that about Tiger. He is one handsome man. Condi? Not. Not even in drag. Not.

karenzipdrive said...

She'll do her LPGA rounds after she leaves office and she can go back to being a Log Cabin Republican dyke*.

*And I can say dyke because I'm a lesbian.
So there!

Jun Okumura said...

Don't say that, Zoe, she's my pick for Catwoman the Anime.

Just sayin'; I'm a guy.

Madduane said...

"The current initiation fee for the Club is over $100,000. And the waiting list is around twelve years." (from wikipedia).

I'm sure that within Condi's lifetime, people of her "background" were only even given admittance to the grounds through servant's entrances. I mean, draw your own conclusions, but somehow, knowing that she is now more of an "exclusivist" (to coin a term) than those years-ago clubbies gives me so much more appreciation of her quality as a human being.

Well, now that was wordy, wasn't it?

sfmike said...

I actually watch golf on television, to the horror of many of my friends, and I found myself rushing for the "mute" button when Condi was suddenly being interviewed during the tournament. She scares me.

Speaking of which, if anybody has watched the fabulously trashy sci-fi series, "The 4400," season four ends with two evil Condi lookalikes (one young and one old) zapping each other with their secret powers and abilities until they both essentially blow each other up. It's amazing how pop culture can soothe.

zoe said...

what's with the virginal white she seems to be sporting in photo ops of late?

Anonymous said...

"Condoleezza Rice has supposed Arab lover"

http://english.sabah.com.tr/2864DC3FF7E24334B77208F66DDFC1D5.html

This fantastical story is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

As I reflect on this image, the more it repels me. Thousands of our soldiers dead & maimed in stupid wars she made possible and here is all-smiles "Dr" Rice, supposedly a scholar and diplomat, signing her name, like some tee-vee personality, on baseball caps in some Green-zone like country club in the imperial capital. Her vanilla-covered crudity & vulgarity makes phony-hick Bush, who "stopped" golfing, look almost human in contrast.

Muscato said...

I am half-afraid that we are losing track of the essentials here. How, in fact, might a ratty little (non-Sparkly) pony tail and visor-bangs affect the Condoleezza Hairdo Alert System?

Enquiring minds, Princess!

Matty Boy said...

I'm with Muscato, we've taken our eyes off the ball, so to speak. The hair is wrong, even if it is "hat hair".

Distributorcap said...

i hear she is working on her "putter"

i am just saying