I was just reading this post at Gawker about Taco Bell's tacky, borderline-racist web site and thought, hey, what's Condi's "rap name," according to a gigantic food mega-conglomerate? So I went, and the answer, hilariously, was Princess Rolletta. So good. I'm going to use that all the time!
EDIT: Ursula Plassnik's rap name is Sista Que-So U-Dawg. I don't approve.
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Princess Rolletta though; that's good. Sounds a little like Sister Rosetta.
Last time I tried that I was Queen Vanilla Bastard. I can see I will have to try again.
Princess, did you hear? Condi is taking pasty David Miliband, Britain's foreign secretary to her hometown--not Alabama like Jack Straw--but Palo Alto, California. The photo ops should be great!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080520/pl_nm/britain_usa_diplomacy_dc_1
so I'm Miss J-Dawg Twisty Treat. sounds like something you find at dairy queen.
Sweet Jaysus.
John McCain is DJ Doc Cheese.
Mondo Mmmm Hard Shella is in the hai-owse!
I think I'll stick to Matty Boy. Don't have to change all the monogrammed linen.
Princess Rolletta should get one of those fundie Mormon hairdos. And the shoes, too.
Introducing Lil' Lady Refried!!!!!
Mmmmmmmmm....doc cheese.
FYI on Condi Rice (cites Sparkle Pony)
http://www.prwatch.org/node/7327
@anonymous: the analysis of Princess Rolletta posted on prwatch.org is more comprehensive than the 5+ condiographies. While it doesn't take into account external influences (Cheney, Rumsfeld, etc) on condibot, I think Brown's analysis of diplocondi is cogently plausible and is consistent with my conclusion of her as SOS based on what I have read (written by conservatives and liberals) over the past 7.5 years.
I'm Tha Dub-L G. Beefy. I like how at the end it says, "Gimme my name!" It's almost like what Bill O'Reilly expects to hear at a Harlem restaurant.
I'm Wee Crunch K Dot.
I guess K-Zip was taken.
I am horrified to report that I am, apparently, "MC Junior Burrito".
Privately, I was hoping for "Princess Musketta".
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