Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Quickie: I Would Have Picked "C-Mo"

I was just reading this post at Gawker about Taco Bell's tacky, borderline-racist web site and thought, hey, what's Condi's "rap name," according to a gigantic food mega-conglomerate? So I went, and the answer, hilariously, was Princess Rolletta. So good. I'm going to use that all the time!

EDIT: Ursula Plassnik's rap name is Sista Que-So U-Dawg. I don't approve.

15 comments:

Madduane said...

Princess Rolletta though; that's good. Sounds a little like Sister Rosetta.

Dinosaur Mom said...

Last time I tried that I was Queen Vanilla Bastard. I can see I will have to try again.

Anonymous said...

Princess, did you hear? Condi is taking pasty David Miliband, Britain's foreign secretary to her hometown--not Alabama like Jack Straw--but Palo Alto, California. The photo ops should be great!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080520/pl_nm/britain_usa_diplomacy_dc_1

jolie said...

so I'm Miss J-Dawg Twisty Treat. sounds like something you find at dairy queen.

dguzman said...

Sweet Jaysus.

John said...

John McCain is DJ Doc Cheese.

Matty Boy said...

Mondo Mmmm Hard Shella is in the hai-owse!

I think I'll stick to Matty Boy. Don't have to change all the monogrammed linen.

Lulu Maude said...

Princess Rolletta should get one of those fundie Mormon hairdos. And the shoes, too.

Anonymous said...

Introducing Lil' Lady Refried!!!!!

hjs said...

Mmmmmmmmm....doc cheese.

Anonymous said...

FYI on Condi Rice (cites Sparkle Pony)
http://www.prwatch.org/node/7327

Anonymous said...

@anonymous: the analysis of Princess Rolletta posted on prwatch.org is more comprehensive than the 5+ condiographies. While it doesn't take into account external influences (Cheney, Rumsfeld, etc) on condibot, I think Brown's analysis of diplocondi is cogently plausible and is consistent with my conclusion of her as SOS based on what I have read (written by conservatives and liberals) over the past 7.5 years.

gjdodger said...

I'm Tha Dub-L G. Beefy. I like how at the end it says, "Gimme my name!" It's almost like what Bill O'Reilly expects to hear at a Harlem restaurant.

karenzipdrive said...

I'm Wee Crunch K Dot.
I guess K-Zip was taken.

Muscato said...

I am horrified to report that I am, apparently, "MC Junior Burrito".

Privately, I was hoping for "Princess Musketta".