I was just reading this post at Gawker about Taco Bell's tacky, borderline-racist web site and thought, hey, what's Condi's "rap name," according to a gigantic food mega-conglomerate? So I went, and the answer, hilariously, was Princess Rolletta. So good. I'm going to use that all the time!
EDIT: Ursula Plassnik's rap name is Sista Que-So U-Dawg. I don't approve.