Thursday, May 15, 2008

Embrace Your Visit


U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice talks with a guide as she rides the gondola after a visit tot Masada Historic Site, Thursday, May 15, 2008 in Masada, Israel. U.S. President Bush and members of the U.S. delegation toured Masada, the ancient fortress on a plateau in the desert overlooking the Dead Sea, said to be the place where Jewish rebels killed themselves and each other 2,000-years ago rather than fall into slavery under the Romans.(AP Photo/Susan Walsh)


Noteworthy hat! And those damn Chanel sunglasses! I LOVE YOU, CONDI. Strange place to visit, wouldn't you say? They're just carting her off to weird places to get her out of the way, I believe. Wouldn't you?

Later on, the hairdo still hadn't recovered:


U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (R) is joined by Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert (L) and Israeli President Shimon Peres (C) as they listen to U.S. President George W. Bush speak at a reception in honor of the 60th anniversary of the State of Israel at The Israel Museum in Jerusalem, May 15, 2008. REUTERS/Larry Downing (JERUSALEM)


Yay for Larry Downing! Why do they take him along? He always makes Condi look wonderfully awful. We love him, too.

But anyway, yes:

13 comments:

samael7 said...

Hooray! Truly, this is a noteworthy day for hair watchers (and hairdressers) alike!

karenzipdrive said...

Whoa, I'm sure I do not understand her get-up in the top photo.
What's with the baggy jacket? Did she get it at the Mao Tse-tung gift shop on her last trip to China?
And what's with that hat? Is she planning to pick some lettuce in solidarity with migrant farm workers once she returns to California?
Nah, I think she's got short-timer's syndrome, where she knows she'll be out of a job soon and she's reverted to dressing like a NoCal dyke shopping for potting soil at the Santa Cruz Home Depot.

Anonymous said...

PSP:

Please delete if the below is inappropriate.

I think the only place Dubya & Condi have sex is in Israel. She looks like a newly-wed in those pictures.

Matty Boy said...

Is she goosing Shimon Peres? It certainly looks like Olmert and Condi are in on a joke that Peres isn't tuned into.

Anonymous said...

Girlfriend is vacationing like it is 2099. That's right, Condi, let the Middle East go through its birth pangs while you see the world...with a smile. Throw your hat in the air because you don't care.

FranIAm said...

I think that bad hair photo also reveals that she has this on.

karenzipdrive said...

Fran, I think I may be developing a bit of a crush on you.
;)

Anonymous said...

She looks like she's resting her chin on Shimon's shoulder! No wonder he looks so astonished.

zoe said...

Wheeeeee!!!! Isn't this FUNNNNN!!!!! Mosada!!!!! WHEEEeeee!!!!!! I have Franiam's little preset with me. WHeeeeee!

Christopher said...

@kzp No NorCal self-respecting dyke shops at HomeDepot, what with the corporate big-box thing, so that means that Condi would nev.... oh right, "self respecting"... sure then. She'd shop there.

Distributorcap said...

can we leave her on top of masada so she can re-enact the events of history

karenzipdrive said...

Christopher, glad you cleared that up, honey.

dguzman said...

My GOD, that Larry Downing is a cruel bastard. Look at her face in that last photo -- it's like Bugs Bunny on heroin.