Oh, hey! Hi there, Americablog readers! My goodness, there are a lot of you! You'll all want to head over to Wonkette to see my weekly Condi Roundup to start your week prepared, OK? OK!
EDIT: Whoopsie! Something about Wonkette being sold off by Gawker? Who knew (I didn't)? Fear not, however, for I have sworn a blood oath* to new owner Ken Layne and will continue "reporting" for Wonkette.
*Actually, it wasn't blood; it was Karo Syrup with pink food coloring. But's it's all I've got!