Thursday, April 10, 2008

First Lady Hypnotized by Oscillating Greenery

First lady Laura Bush shakes a plant with the help of sixth graders from Williams Preparatory School Thursday morning, April 10, 2008, in Dallas during the introduction of First Bloom, a conservation program that teaches kids about nature through planting and gardening projects. The charter school group was shaking the plant to see what would fall out for further examination. (AP Photo/Tim Sharp)

Whoooah there, Crazy Eyes! Take it easy on the plant! Hmm, who could she be thinking of while she's strangling that... bush? Beats me!

And speaking of Bushes, did you know that they planted a whole tree yesterday? Ha, ha, not really, but they kinda pretended to:


So it's pretty clear that George 'n' Laura's concept of "environmentalism" doesn't extend much beyond "gardening."


jterry said...

For some reason these strike me as utterly hilarious. Especially the giant flying piles of dirt.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The Pretendisent and the First Lump shovel shit.


Matty Boy said...

Shrub took mah drugs!

Give 'em back, bitch!

karenzipdrive said...

Dearest Princess,
Re: photo 1, thank you for removing the last vestiges of doubt regarding Pickles being crazy as a rat in a coffee can.
Re: photo 2, how refreshing to see Bushie shoveling something besides shit for a change.

zoe said...

Laurabot thinks it is a pot plant.

Distributorcap said...

notice how laura finds it comforting to be cas during the shit shoveling ceremony, while the decider keeps on his tie

n69n said...

you know she wants to smoke it.