Lurita 'n' Condi plant a tree, 11-30-07 (AP)
No! Oh, Lurita, it was supernice for Condi to chip in with a lovely photo-op to bolster your image, but I'm afraid you're done now. Poor Lurita! And they didn't even have the decency to do it late on Friday so that nobody would notice! So totally mean! Now where are we going to go for hilarious Hatch Act pantomimes? Tsk. This is totally because she's black, obvs.