Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Condi's Tree-Planting Pal Lurita Doan Kicked to the Curb


Lurita 'n' Condi plant a tree, 11-30-07 (AP)

No! Oh, Lurita, it was supernice for Condi to chip in with a lovely photo-op to bolster your image, but I'm afraid you're done now. Poor Lurita! And they didn't even have the decency to do it late on Friday so that nobody would notice! So totally mean! Now where are we going to go for hilarious Hatch Act pantomimes? Tsk. This is totally because she's black, obvs.

9 comments:

Matty Boy said...

She's black. Really? Could we have some pictures of her at a family reunion or something to confirm this because... dude, she doesn't look even a little bit African in any of the pictures. Skin color, hair, facial features... nothing.

She's from New Orleans, so if she calls herself black and people from New Orleans don't call her on it, I guess she is. Still...

Anonymous said...

@Matty Boy: ditto. I am a black woman and I did not know that Doan was black. Condi, according to one of many Condigraphies, describes herself as "light-skinned." Well, I think this Lurita Doan woman has Condi beat in the skin complexion department. Hmmm...

TeleFrank said...

she can share a cell with Monica "Bad"ling where they both belong!

dguzman said...

Black? Really? I wonder if Condi knows. Oh wait--that's probably why they canned her. There's only room for one black photo-op goddess.

Carmen Sutra said...

Ditto here. I was totally confused because I thought "because she's black" referred to Condi. I wonder if her parents know she's black.

Anonymous said...

Maybe I should have been born an albino, but why does the "Reverend" Wright look to me like a red-neck with an el-cheapo Florida tan? And her could use a better dentist!

Wonder (nastily) if the McCain campaign dropped a few gold bars in the preacher's Swiss bank vault (no I have no evidence that he has one) ...

Always worry about the people who claim they represent God on earth.

Jesus, please forgive me.

Cynica said...

@matty boy: "She's from New Orleans" answers your question. Some mixed race Creoles of NOLA identify themselves as black, although they may be very light-skinned.

Fran said...

Too bad Lurita & Condi look *So Happy Together* shoveling the shit from the white house. It's a shame Lurita has been sent packing. Still there is plenty of shit to go around, so I'm sure she will recover.

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