Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Title of This Post Really Should Incorporate a Stupid Pun Containing the Word "Thai"


Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice speaks with Thailand Foreign Minister Noppadon Pattama during a meeting at the State Department in Washington Thursday March 20, 2008. (AP photo/Jose Luis Magana)


Have you noticed that? Thai restaurants with stupid punning names? Ugh. The only businesses with more of a tendency to fall prey to annoying puns are hair salons.

Anyway! The Condibot with emasculicious, scissor-action legs sat for a spell with the Thai guy. During the photo-op, somebody asked Condi about Tibet, and she was all, like, blah blah blah establish a dialog blah blah blah. Wouldn't it have been funny if she had just blurted out, "I think the Commies should totally let the Lama guy have his little theocracy." For reals.

20 comments:

No Marsupial Equivalent said...

My new favorite word is emasculicious.

Anonymous said...

Word!

Anonymous said...

Allow me to repeat: This parochial second-rate intellect from Georgia was never taught how to sit (or think) properly. Instead, she got a "Ph.D" from a minor learnery in Colorado, and eventually became "Secretary of State," never threatening Dubya (my "husband") with anything approaching a real thought.

Kelster93 said...

True or false:

Lecondel's favorite movie is "Thai Me Up, Thai Me Down."

(with apologies to Almodovar)

Anonymous said...

OMG the Condiposture (imposture)gets worse & worse. Send her to a nunnery where she'll learn how to handle her legs properly. It might even do her soul some good.

dguzman said...

Note the "gimme a fecking break" look on Thai guy's face.

Anonymous said...

I think Dear Condi is horny. Dubya, please "hit that" and quickly. The depravity of her leg crossing is becoming increasingly vulgar. She is exhibiting more and more thigh "action." Even though she is thin and fit, I don't want to see that much of her legs, let alone her "airbrushed" face. She went to charm school? Which one? Verification word: slutty

Anonymous said...

I know only one word in Thai and it seems appropriate for a PSP post about Condi and Thailand.

"Phuket"

zoe said...

Manolo sighting.

Rotate. your. shoes.

Karen Zipdrive said...

My serenade for Condi:

"Oh, Thai a yellow ribbon 'round your gaping yap...it's been seven long years that we've heard your crap...
If you dont Thai a ribbon 'round your gaping yap, I'll stay on the bus,
make you hush
by running over youuu,
if you don't Thai a ribbon 'round your gaping yap."

Anonymous said...

Why has no one mentioned Condi's not so discreetly unexposed thais?

Anonymous said...

@anonymous #6: because we are trying to forget about Condi's legs, thighs, face,..., basically, we're just trying to forget about the good Dr. Charlatan of Diplomacy.

hughman said...

he's all "Look at my package. My hands are pointing out my basket"

her legs are all "OH NO YOU DIDN"T".

not very diplomatic on her part.

V said...

I want to be Condi's first. She turns me on. I love her so much and she doesn't even know I exist. :(

Anonymous said...

Condi is committing a diplomatic faux pas with those legs. In Thailand it's considered very rude to point your foot at another person. The way she's sitting says, "Phuket and fuck you."

Anonymous said...

@V: Give her a call. She'll be thrilled, as will be the rest of the world.

Anonymous said...

Appethaizing is a cheap, decent Thai restaurant in Portland, Oregon, regardless of what you say!

Anonymous said...

Dear Princess,

Given that this is Condi's last year in the Bush administration (who knows about the next administration), please consider a blog entry that reviews the various coiffures and clothes of LeCondel from 2000 to now. My favorite: the Dominatrix look in Germany.

The idea of a review came to mind as I was looking for old photos of Dr. Shoes to see if her revealing leg-crossing is new behavior. After looking at photos early in her appointment as SOS, I conclude that she exhibited the same type of sensual leg-crossing.

The photos of Condi as National Security Council Advisor are not fashionable. She dressed casual, mainly in pants, and her hair was, well...you know. I could not find any photos of her crossing her legs when she was the NSC advisor.

Wow, the miracles that publicists and image makers can work. Condi is like actors in Hollywood, who look totally remarkable when they leave as opposed to their entrance.

It would be fun to see Dr. Diplomat transform from schoolmarm to princess during her shuttle diplomacy of nothingness.

Distributorcap said...

why she wasnt time with the Thais. there is trouble brewing in ANdorra.

Carmen Sutra said...

Dr. Ferragamo is many things but she is NOT from Georgia. You're maybe thinking of Clarence Thomas?
We native Georgians have enough to be ashamed of without being accused of things we didn't do.