Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Mama Told You if You Made That Face it Would Stick That Way Forever

** ALTERNATE CROP ** New York State Gov. Eliot Spitzer makes a statement to reporters during a news conference Monday, March 10, 2008 in New York where he apologized to his family and the public after a report that he was involved in a prostitution ring. (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)

That face! Maybe one day Mr. Spitzer will get over the whores, the wire taps, the whatever. But he'll never get over making that face, so lovingly captured and helpfully cropped by the Associated Press. There are no other photos of him from now on. Eliot Spitzer's imploding face for the world to see!


FranIAm said...

Um, wow. I think it turned his brown eyes blue!

I live in the state capital. It is like this story on steroids here.

In a nation obsessed with sex, we also love to say "eeew icky and bad!"

Inaudible Nonsense said...

Imploding face, imploding career. "Can someone get a glass of water over here, I think I just swallowed my career?"

Lulu Maude said...

So this why he has to pay for it.

No freebies with a mug like that.

Anonymous said...

Bitter beer face?

drew in sf said...

I Still Can't Believe It's Not Butterface!

I mean 'Not Photoshopped'! Come on - his forehead is preternaturally high, his eyes are so piercing they have to have been drawn, and I think I know which warping tool to use to get the mouth to look like that.

Plus, I swear those are GW Bush's ears.

karenzipdrive said...

I think he's savoring the last bit of his (latest) hooker's juices.
No more soup for him!

drew in sf said...

karen, i believe you left everyone speechless :-)

Karen Zipdrive said...