Oh, I'm sure lots of smug, bedeviled secularists will be reading all about the Grand Canyon this morning, nodding their heads in fascination as they "learn" that it's 11 million years older than previously thought.
This is obviously a thinly-veiled attack on Christians by the mainstream media... again. Where's the balance? Most Americans know the Earth is less than 10,000-years-old, but the liberal, anti-Jesus press again ignores their voices. The Grand Canyon was formed by Noah's flood, duh!
Clearly these unholy geologists were directed to those caves to find their "evidence" by Satan himself. When will they learn? When they're burning in the Lake o' Fire, that's when! TSK.