Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Condi Reveals Bold New Mideast Plan: Wish for Peace

Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, right, meets with US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice at the Presidential palace in Cairo, Egypt, Tuesday, March 4, 2008. talks focused on Israeli-Palestinian peace talks.(AP Photo/Amr Nabil)

The funny thing, of course, is that when Condi shows up, everybody has to drop what they're doing and, you know, deal with her. Somebody has to alert the wire service photographers, arrange the matching armchairs, etc.

But her latest strategy is innovative, to be sure: simply call for "an end to violence"! It's just like calling for pizza delivery! I wonder if she's tried clicking her Manolos together three times?

Oh dear, Condi, I thought you had this all wrapped up after those talk thingies in Annapolis? C'mon, people, it's simple:

Rice said Monday a deal to end a six-decade Israel-Palestinian conflict is still possible before President Bush leaves office despite the recent violence.

She said she hoped all sides can get through the current difficulties and get back to negotiations.

Difficulties! They're just, you know, so totally difficult! Dang!


Matty Boy said...

This is how you get to 19% approval rating. You piss off the conservatives. Here's Condi wishing for Middle East peace when the base would really like to see Armageddon.

Democracy! Dang!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Wishing for peace before Bush leaves office is like a size 18 wishing to fit into a size 2 bikini by summer.
I'm starting to think Omarosa Rice does all this traveling simply because her partner Randy Bean just loves hotel toiletries.

Anonymous said...

Another dreadful image of "Dr" Rice posing as "Secretary of State." How long will it take our Republic to realize that Condolence is a total and absolute fraud/hack -- just ask any Foreign Service professional (not to speak of military personnel) about her "qualifications."

This absolutely dreadful, vulgar, ignorant creature, the worst product of the Republican "give-me-a-double-minority" thinking, is set to be -- guess what: "President" [is that the right designation] of Stanford University.

Cry, the beloved country.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I somehow doubt Stanford will risk millions in tuition dollars by re-hiring this inept imbecile as a high ranking administrator.
However, I think the work she's done for Standard Oil might attract them to her.
They certainly owe the bitch.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Stanford would never put her in the top spot, but they'd certainly install her and her matching armchairs on the Board of Regents. Don't forget that they're THE bastion of the Republican Party on the West Coast.

dguzman said...

Hasn't she already embodied the Peter Principle for long enough? Do we have to see her get yet another position for which she is completely unqualified?

FranIAm said...

I think Karenzipdrive has dashed my hopes for a kicky summer at the beach. No bikini for me.


Anyway, my spirits are lifted when I hear the punchline however- after 6 decades, President Assmonkey is going to achieve peace in the middle east????


Now THAT is funny.

Back to my ab work; I don't care what Karen Zipdrive says - I have that damned bikini in my cross-hairs!

BTW - the photo of Condi and Hosni (sounds like a new singing duo - Condi 'n Hosni Unplugged!) is begging for a caption contest.

Dean Wormer said...

What's funny is if you mock Rice at big sites (I'm looking at you FARK) you'll always have some knucklehead jump in and claim she's some sort of genius.

Like everything else in the Bush administration she's a flat out failure. You'd have to be living under a rock not to see that.

jolie said...

indeed franIbe - and to start:

condi say .... "mmmm, your offer, could be tasty...."

usablogger said...

@dean wormer: Condi "Alice" in wonderland.

Dusty said...

O goodness, quite the snark and sass among the comments section here.

I think Condo is about as useful a Sec of State as Georgie is as President.

Nuff said. Of course they do have a special place in hell reserved for these two.and their buddy the big Dick Cheney and The Donald of course.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Ah, but Dusty, you're ignoring the fact that they've been quite useful... to Haliburton, Blackwater, Lockheed Martin (sp?), Exxon, Unocal, etc., etc.

Dusty said...

Yes, that is quite true PSP.

So, they did their job which was to enrich the corporatocracy.

Too bad that meant they hosed the entire American economy eh?

Lulu Maude said...

Condi ought to undertake a bold new strategy in the Middle East: a community sing. She can stand atop that big ol' wall and lead both sides:

C'mon people, smile on your brother...

karenzipdrive said...

Stanford may be a bastion of conservative hogwash, but they sure have their share of homos employed there.
Nope, I think Condi was offered up by the Oil Gods in exchange for a buttload of cash once she leaves Washington.
She'll have another oil tanker named after her, and this time they'll include a cartoon of her shooting the finger next to her oil-splattered name.

karenzipdrive said...

franIam, I'm sure you're plenty cute regardless of the circumference of your bikini bra.

Distributorcap said...

peace from bush! that is like Condi shopping at Thom McAnn

TeleFrank said...

karen, being a hairdresser does not make you immune to conservative hogwash... look at kenny mehlman.