Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Condi and Barbara Boxer Probably Not Going Shopping Together Any Time Soon


Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice testifies before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Capitol Hill, February 13, 2008. (Yuri Gripas/Reuters)


It was Condi-goes-a-beggin' time again today, and, oooooh, that bitch, Barbara Boxer! OMG, she was totally mean right to Condi's face! How much is the Iraq war going to cost, how much is the Iraq war going to cost, the congresswoman kept asking, tauntingly. So unfair! Like Condi knows? How can you say how much more the war is going to cost if the war is totally going to last, like, a million more years? Please!

EDIT: Commenter Karen notes that this was shot by champion Condiographer Yuri Gripas!

11 comments:

Sue J said...

Ooh! The "I will crush you with my hands of steel" move. I LOVE it when she does that one!

Matty Boy said...

Klingon Condi forgets that her invisible spherical friend has a safe word.

Ouchy! It all hurtz and stuff.

karenzipdrive said...

Hmm a Boxer confronts someone who resembles a Boston Terrier/Sharpei mix.
Gads, Condi looks like she's fixin' to spit water through those teeth of hers.
Yuri Gripas really knows when to click that camera button.

karenzipdrive said...

Also...didja ever notice that people who claim their integrity is being questioned rarely have any?
I'd love to play poker with that mutt- she is so easily rattled.

zoe said...

yes, but did she have her new black Manolos on today? Integrity, shmegrity. Girl wouldn't know what that was if it smacked her upside the head

usablogger said...

Nor will she be shopping with Wexler.

@Zoe: The Manolos are probably behind Wexler's chair as a result Condi's airstrike. But...there was no mushroom cloud.

The video on YouTube is a thing of beauty to watch. I don't think I have ever seen Dr. Steel so rattled. What happened to her Southern charm and the infamous "Do not impugn my name and integrity!"

usablogger said...

P.S.: The Wexler-Condi exchange far exceeds the contentiousness of the Boxer-Condi exchange at the House Committee on Foreign Affairs Budget for Fiscal Year 2009 Hearing.

I declare Dr. Condoleezza Rice AKA Dr. Condi Rice, Dr. Diplamazon, Dr. Ferragamo, Dr. Manolo, etc a "SISTAH." Watch the video to see the head and neck rolling. OK. I admit this is a stereotypical statement. But, see for yourself.

http://www.bradblog.com/?p=5689

Lulu Maude said...

Invisible Friend says Ow, Condi, you're hurting me.

usablogger said...

OMG. She is human! Just saw Condi on C-SPAN at Tom Lantos memorial service. She was in tears, runny nose, sniffles and all. It was not the Condibot.

Teresa said...

might this be a new version of the "I'm squishing you head" move? The "I'm grabbing you boobies" move?

Dusty said...

I am with Lulu..the invisible friend is there and Condo is crunching the shit outta him/her.