Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Quickie: Condi's #2 on a List She Shouldn't Be On At All

Do with this information what you will:

The survey also found that Michelle Obama, the wife of Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama, was considered by almost one in five respondents as the sexiest woman in politics.

She was followed by Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, with 17.5 percent, first lady Laura Bush on 16.3 percent and Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton with 14 percent.

Among former presidents, Bill Clinton emerged as the sexiest former US leader, beating Ronald Reagan by 58.8 percent to 21.7 percent.


What? Are those truly "the sexiest women in politics" or are they actually "the only women in politics respondents could think of"?

17 comments:

usablogger said...

You have got to be kidding. The survey was probably close-ended with a predetermined list of names. Yes, Dr. Diplomat has a svelte body, especially for a woman in her 50s. I once heard someone describe her as "not unattractive." I think that sums it up. She's not beautiful, not pretty, not attractive, but she's not unattractive.

By the way, I'm average looking, too. But, I know a lot of men and women who would "hit that"...that being Dr. Shoes. I'm afraid that she might hit back...with one of her shoes that is!

Jess Wundrun said...

I wonder what about pickles is sexy? her propensity to pass out on xanax? while I don't condone psuedo-necrophiliac behavior, I am also not a republican. I'm just trying to understand.

Matty Boy said...

In the U.S., Elizabeth Kucinich.

In the world, Ursula Plassnik, with diplobabes Josee from Canada and Dora from Greece.

I like looking at Dana Perino, but then she opens her mouth and the spell is broken.

Ms. A said...

With responses like those, I can only wonder what populations of the sexually misguided were being polled.

Earl Cootie said...

I'm with matty boy. Except for the last one. I've already heard Ms. Perino speak and I'm simply unable to unhear it.

Anonymous said...

Well, while you all are pissing in your cornflakes about the lovely Dr. Rice, it's nice to see that Bubba was able to beat out a corpse.

crowdog said...

Seriously? Ursula Plassnik is hands down (ah hem...) the foxiest pol in the World! Totes Global, she is she is!

Karen Zipdrive said...

The words "sexy" and "Condaleezza" do not go together.
To me, sexy includes a good sense of humor and a certain joie de vivre, both of which she is totally devoid.
Just thinking of Condi in the sack makes me want to join a nunnery.

Dorothy said...

With Reagan coming in second on the boy's side, does this mean that Jimmy Carter, just like John Ashcroft once did, lost to a dead guy?

Anonymous said...

why oh why did bat-sh*t crazy Kat Harris have to drop out of sight? We like our women pols to have that just right combination of silicone and psychosis.

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Anonymous said...

To all the haters,
Condi is a HOT number... No matter how bad I want to, I can never find her personally reprehensible.
It comes down to when she was chancellor of Stanford and Evolutionary biologist Jonathan Roughgarden wanted to become Joan Roughgarden, Condi was apparently very supportive. And THAT'S sexy.

Lulu Maude said...

It's the Condibot who's the sexy... they just haven't access to this insider info that we Pony readers have access to.

And not all Condi actions at Stanford bear the above imprimatur. I have two friends who decided not to finish their PhD's there in order not to provide information to Condi and her ilk that would jeapordize the subjects of their research.

This isn't some haters thing. This is understanding that people's actions do undermine the pathetic little images they try to establish in spite of them.

The Pink Pony just makes these eight long years a little more bearable.

Thanks, PP.

dguzman said...

Hold it, hold it -- note that Mrs. Obama was voted in "by almost one in five respondents." That's not exactly a sweeping majority! And condi et al. had even less! And yet, probably some were even less sexy:a moldy mushroom, herpes blisters, and a hammer.

Anonymous said...

i like that fatima bhutto so i hope she goes pol so then i can vote for her in this poll but i would bang da sheet outta condi for a weekend - gimme a holla honey, i'll relieve all that tension, sweet lawdy momma yes.

Blue Gal said...

I'd rather think of Helen Thomas and Madeline Albright in a lesbian porn scene together than think of Condi naked. Just saying.