"If you nominate me I promised to conduct my entire campaign with this giant beach ball, inflated with the spirit of Nix... er, Reagan, stuffed in my cheek pouches."um... caption contest? :-)
He's all about the Beach Boys:"bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb iran". Too bad he wasn't with the Sgt. Elias Grodin faction in 'Nam. At least we'd have better pop culture cues.
The old man could break a hip handling a big ball like that.Although, if he's a genuine Republican, ball handling is something he's really good at in the privacy of a hotel room or airport mens' room.What does the red bracelet stand for? Is that Colbert's broken wrist thing? Oh, I hope not.
Maybe the ersatz rainbow ball and the lavender tie are attempts to "reach across the aisle," if you know what I mean.
The red wrist band signifies his recent dabbling into the kabbalah.He and Madonna have been having talks regarding the vice presidency.
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