Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Fun Lovin' War Criminals

Please caption this photo ("Smell my finger" is disqualified):


(AP Photo/Keystone, Peter Klaunzer)


And another great "The cheese stands alone" photo:


(AP Photo/Keystone, Peter Klaunzer)


And, you know, I totally think this photo explains why Condi always crosses her legs so tightly: those crafty wire photographers are forever trying to get a panty shot.

14 comments:

Matty Boy said...

Vhen I vas secretary of state, I had hot chicks from Hollywood standing in line. You should try it, it works! Not so much luck, huh? Maybe you should try talking in an accent... Dat Charlize Theron is cute, jah?

Berkeley Bill said...

"In my day, we called it an incursion."

hilltard said...

"Pull my finger!"

Not smell, Ponykins, PULL.

sfmike said...

"Isn't murder FUN? Ah, I miss the old days. Jill St. John giving me blow jobs...and though I probably shouldn't say it in public, your president is even stupider than mine vas."

If you believe in reincarnation (and I do, I do do), one has to wonder what those two are going to have to come back as. It ain't going to be pretty.

Anonymous said...

1st photo: ahh, you, too, had the strawberry drink with the mushroom cloud.

drew in sf said...

Bach ven I vas a mildly attractive yet frroompy black voomen....

danvera said...

"..and with his longest finger he made sure I was clean. And that Condi is the story of my last proctology exam. I can't recommend them enough."

dguzman said...

"Remember, Lecondel, to keep zee private life public, zo everyone knows how much tail you are getting!"

"Don't I know it, Hank!"

Anonymous said...

Boxers or Briefs...

...or Commando? Ew.

karenzipdrive said...

"Ja Wohl, Frau Bluher.
Ven I vas en your pozition, I vas shtupping a lot more zan you seem to be. Perheps I should give you zum perzonal pointers, ja?"

samael7 said...

KissBot 1.0: "Zey haff come a long vay zinz my day wit der technology."

CondiBot: "Yes, my intelligence may be artificial, but you're still a sock-puppet."

wassonii said...

(given the perspective)
Nice beard. White, though?

or

Going for the Hatshepsut look?

hitandrunover said...

"Condi...here's a real kneeslapper for W: When is it OK to spit in the face of an Iranian woman? When her mustache is on fire!"

blader said...

"...and I tink deh funniest moment vas vhen you guys said, 'Saddam, you have 36 hrs to turn yourselves in.'

Dat von vreally cracked me up. I don't know vhy! LOL!!"