Saturday, November 10, 2007

Romney Appeals to 50-Foot Inner City Youth


Republican Presidential hopeful, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, left, is introduced to a crowd gathered for a morning campaign stop at EdVenture Children's Museum, in Columbia, S.C., Wednesday, Nov. 7, 2007. (AP Photo/Brett Flashnick)


I'm surprised this event didn't get more coverage! Apparently, Mitt Romney's campaign appearance on Wednesday was attended by at least one supersized schoolchild. Are we so jaded that such an event isn't noteworthy? This child has clearly had way too much McDonald's. Oooh, Mitt, watch out!




You can ignore this problem, Mr. Romney, but it won't go away.

11 comments:

sfmike said...

We've gone beyond surrealism into principessaism here. Brava!

TexasYankee said...

He does not seem to groom the hair on his arms...

pineapple said...

texasyankee, eeeeeew! I had something really witty to say but then I read that and now I can't stop thinking about mitt's arm hair.

Matty Boy said...

First, the Princess mocks the preternaturally huge, then texasyankee mocks the shockingly furry.

Can't we just get along?

Sorry, I forgot about what century I was living in. Obviously, we can't.

Distributorcap said...

Mitt: "like this giant child behind me, I do not have a penis"

No Marsupial Equivalent said...

It's good that Mitt is adept at both interpretive dance and singing show tunes. I think he would be great in a revival of "Camelot." He kind of has that Goulet charm...

Lulu Maude said...

Now, you stop snarking, pink Princess... you're ignoring the magic Romney has with our nation's youth.

Muscato said...

God forgive me, all I can think of is that Giant Child turning to the preternaturally hirsute candidate and snarling, adorably, "whachu talkin' 'bout, Mittster?"

PS: Any shirtless pix of the Latter Day Governor making the rounds? If the arms are any indication - woof!

dguzman said...

That's one hairy mo-fo. Too bad that giant kid didn't come alive and eat him some Mittburger.

pissed off patricia said...

I betcha if we could get a real close up shot of his arm, the hair has been arranged to spell some message.

Look at Mitt's eyes in the bottom pic, he knows there is a giant kid behind him. He's looking a little afraid.

karenzipdrive said...

Mitt hasn't noticed the giant boy because he doesn't notice black people. Not even large ones.