it is her birthdayugh -- another day to be sorry for
I'm so glad I shopped early this year. I picked this up at a bargain bin, and I'll present it to her today.
why isn't this filed under "unbelievably not photoshopped?"
A JOKESo in a rowboat there was GandhiAnd Condoleezza, known as Condi,Yet, losing buoyancy, they thinkPerhaps the boat´s about to sink."There is not room for both of us"Says one; the other makes no fuss.Says Condi: "You remain on board,Great Saint, in Satyagraha moored."Before he has the chance to thank her,She says, "Here comes my oil tanker(The one that was in all its prideNamed after me): I´ll hitch a ride!"
Scorpio. I knew it.
To think her birthday is a mere 3 years and 2 days after my own.I am shuddering and shaking.
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it is her birthday
ugh -- another day to be sorry for
I'm so glad I shopped early this year. I picked this up at a bargain bin, and I'll present it to her today.
why isn't this filed under "unbelievably not photoshopped?"
A JOKE
So in a rowboat there was Gandhi
And Condoleezza, known as Condi,
Yet, losing buoyancy, they think
Perhaps the boat´s about to sink.
"There is not room for both of us"
Says one; the other makes no fuss.
Says Condi: "You remain on board,
Great Saint, in Satyagraha moored."
Before he has the chance to thank her,
She says, "Here comes my oil tanker
(The one that was in all its pride
Named after me): I´ll hitch a ride!"
Scorpio. I knew it.
To think her birthday is a mere 3 years and 2 days after my own.
I am shuddering and shaking.
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