Ha, ha! Just kidding! Here's the totally real caption:
Ambassador Nancy Goodman Brinker, left, is sworn in as the new Chief of Protocol of the U.S. by Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, right, during a ceremony at the State Department in Washington, Wednesday, Oct. 10, 2007. At center by her son Eric Brinker. The chief of protocol assists the president and the secretary of state on official diplomatic procedure and is responsible for activities including the planning, hosting and officiating of ceremonial events for visiting chiefs of state and heads of government. Ambassador Brinker is the founder of Susan G. Komen for the Cure, an organization to help victims of breast cancer. It is named after Ambassador Brinker's sister Susan who died from breast cancer in 1980 at age 36. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)
OK, so here she is, the new politeness lady, the one who showed Condi how to be a little more open about her vulva:
... and I want to say a few words about Ms. Brinker, I really do, but I just can't. She created the Komen thingy. So I'm just going to say two sparkley hooves up! Way up!