Friday, October 19, 2007

Tagalong


US President George W. Bush (C) arrives to make a statement on Myanmar with First Lady Laura Bush (R) and US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (L) at the White House. Bush announced tighter US sanctions on Myanmar's military rulers Friday and urged China and India to step up pressure on the junta to end repression of pro-democracy activists.(AFP/Jim Watson)


Condi's back in DC, and it's as if she never left, seeing as how her trip to the Middle East was pretty much totally pointless.

Meanwhile, busy cabinet official Laura "Crazy Eyes" Bush has pretty much taken over the entire administration. It's strange that you don't really read or hear much skepticism in the media about Laura's unanticipated foreign policy expertise. How did she all of a sudden 1. know about and 2. care about whatever is going on in that distant, possibly fictitious land of Myanmar? Or is it Burma? I wish they'd decide!

Love Condi's kicky, English-style jacket, though! It's important for her to look fabulous while her duties are handed to the boss's wife.

17 comments:

Matty Boy said...

OMG! I think the mystery of Condi's Giant Head in the Ugly Red Dress of Grievances has been solved!

She always wears padded shoulders in other outfits! This distracts from her freakishly oversized head.

It was staring us in the face all this time. What fools we were!

Anonymous said...

Laura the Burma, btw, has never actually been to Burma (see below link), just as Condi the "con 'Dr'" knows nothing about the ME, let alone about the rest of the world.

Ignorance reigns! But we all devoutly believe in the Christian God! Thank you Jesus! Hurrah!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/14/AR2007101401676_pf.html

Muscato said...

Whenever I see ol' Crazy Eyes in one of her singularly unflattering slacksuits, all I can think of is the sound the trousers must make as those thunderthighs abrade with every step. When not faced by photographers, the overall effect must be a kind of staccato "swish... puff... cough..." as she moves uncertainly through the White House's darkened corridors.

And all that photo does is make me wonder which one is the boss's wife, really?

wassonii said...

Crazy Eyes must have picked his tie so he would clash with CFR.

Anonymous said...

well well looks like condi is more interested in waking with Dub Dub.

Anonymous said...

The more I look at this revealing picture of these dreadful people -- and I should be doing something more serious -- it looks more and more like a teaser for a three-person-sex porno clip to be shown in a joint de basse classe somewhere near the White House. Maybe the State Department, as "managed" by the current regime.

Anonymous said...

Muscato-
Great observation, now you've got me thinking!!

karenzipdrive said...

These hillbillies don't know shit from protocol. Since when does the first lady lead while the Resident and his Secretary of State stroll along behind?
As for Crazy Eyes' unfortunate outfit, since when are sweaters waisted? Maybe she bought it in Mayanmar.
And I liked her better when she was in her place* rather than trying to be a foreign policy mouthpiece.

*On the White House veranda, hot boxing Newports and chugging down dirty Tanqueray martinis with jalapeno stuffed olives.

Anonymous said...

LADIES FIRST ! what's with the sweater / slacks ? She really lookes depressed.

Distributorcap said...

so Laura and Condi are wearing clothes made by the slave children of Myanmar (probably bought and paid for by Kathie Lee Gifford)..

also where are Laura's tits

Muscato said...

Well, distributorcap, the assets of the First Lady are held in a blind trust until the end of the administration, just like the g's at the end of her husband's present participles, Cheney's Halliburton loot, and any truce of scruples once held by any of this despicable lot...

Have a look at her in January 2009 (a day that cannot come too quickly) - she'll put Dolly Parton to shame.

Cynic Al said...

Dr. Shoes looks like she is about to cut in front of GDub as both she and Laura leave him sucking the exhaust. Kinda like NASCAR.

BTW, isn't Tagalong Michelle Malkin's maiden name?

FranIAm said...

Frankly I think Condi is staring at Laura's ass.

Those clothes make me want to vomit. A lot.

Oh wait, it is the people, the clothes are secondary.

C Afiado said...

Yes, that looks like a glance at the 'First Tail' for sure.

A thoughtful glance.

dguzman said...

Just a touch of photoshopping would render Dr. Ferr. and Chimpy as hand-holding tagalongs to Crazy Eyes, who's obviously in charge. Note her focus on the business at hand (with laser-beams from the eyes), while Bush looks positively Wild Turkey-eyed and Condi is (as so astutely noted by FranSheIs) fixated on the Crazy Eyes Ass while practicing her "toothing" motion. (Look at those bunny teeth!)

Anonymous said...

Seems only fair that Laura get the sec'y of state duties since Condi has been handling the First Lady's wifely duties for some time now.

karenzipdrive said...

They look like an old, haggard version of the Mod Squad.