U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is seated on stage beneath a school banner as she listens to introductory remarks during her visit to the Harriet Tubman School P.S. 154 in Harlem, New York, Monday Oct. 1, 2007. Congressman Charlie Rangel, D-NY, hosted the visit for Rice to observe the progress being made in improving academic performance through the leadership of Jarrett, according to an official statement. (AP Photo/Bebeto Matthews)
Did you know that Harriet Tubman was a hairdresser? No, I mean a real hairdresser who dressed people's hair, not a hairdresser like I use the word on this blog? The more you know! She was also, of course, probably one of the ten greatest and bravest Americans of all time. And Condi? Well... um... she's fighting for whitey! Dr. Secretary should probably avoid sitting anywhere near depictions of Tubman lest bolts of lightning erupt from the portrait and incinerate her (nothing was left but her shoes!).
Also, one last indignity, this never, ever gets less funny:
Somebody needs to pull that little girl aside and explain a few things to her! Tsk!