Friday, August 31, 2007

Official PSP Prediction for Saturday: Larry Craig will Resign, Admit All His Faults, Become Carmelite Nun

8 comments:

Ms. Place said...

Aaaahh! Oh, that picture nearly gave me a heart attack. Swat it! Spray it with bug killer. Get rid of it!

Ick.

Matty Boy said...

A swish of her combable tail and a senator is swept away. Let foolish commentators say that the Republicans cleaned their own house or that there was no way to survive this, but WE Pony Pals™ know that the true assassin of Senator Craig's career is our beloved Princess.

Many of us here blog, but it is truly an honor to be in the presence of greatness.

z7q2 said...

If you don't get a pulitzer or a nobel peace prize for this ground-breaking coverage, PSP, there is no justice in the world!

Oh wait - seeing as how this story was hiding in plain sight for a year before the MSM got around to sensationalizing it, I guess there is no justice in the world. Oh well...

The Clinton blowjob scandal didn't do much for me because I already knew everything I wanted to know about blowjobs. But this scandal has been a total education. It turned out our old D&D DM was into anonymous gay bathroom sex back in the 1980s. I only heard the odd story about it and I was always all ew ick gross! But now that it's being talked about in a non-schoolyard manner, and I'm 20 years older, it was good to take a fresh, non-critical look at this fetish through your writing and re-evaluate it as something people enjoy.

Also, now I know what not to do in a public bathroom, lest my innocent actions be misconstrued!

karenzipdrive said...

1. A nun is a woman.
2. Most nuns are lesbos.
3. Larry hates women.

Make him a priest. That'll suit him even better- out of the restroom and into the rectory.

FranIAm said...

Carmelite? PSP you never cease to amaze me.

Will Larry be part of a discalced order? That might mean he will be brushing bare feet upon another during any wide stance moments.

Anonymous said...

Funny, she looks like Don Rumsfeld in that picture...maybe it's the glasses...

Larry said...

Good photo of the "bathroom boy" in drag.

dguzman said...

EEEEKKKKK!!!!!

Make the bad man stop!!!! *sobbing*