Thursday, May 24, 2007

NASCondi?


U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice takes a ride in a Tesla EP1 prototype roadster at Moffett Field in Mountain View, California, May 24, 2007. The fully electric car features zero emissions and the equivalent of 135 miles per gallon of gasoline. REUTERS/Robert Galbraith (UNITED STATES)


If you thought it was embarrassing that Condi had been reduced to the status of human walking stick for Nancy Reagan yesterday, you'll be even less impressed with her stunningly pointless role as a crash test dummy today. OK, what is Condi doing? Keep in mind that this is the woman who recently chided Nancy Pelosi for doing things just for the photo-ops. I mean, she's the secretary of state, right? Doesn't the Bush administration have a use for her talents elsewhere? Oh, right... her talents... never mind! Wheeee:



Yay, Condi, neato! I'm sure all your little friends in the oil industry won't do a thing to cripple the development of that sweet ride.

13 comments:

Fran said...

Visions of Matty Boy's Nascar diatribe from his website (click on his name PonyPals and be delighted!) from this past April dance in my head!

And it is not a pretty dance I can assure you. (but it was a great post- just not flattering to that crowd.)

BTW Saks Fifth Ave right here in NYC has announced the world's largest shoe (high end) dept. It will take up 9000sq ft(an entire floor) and will have its own zip code.

Paging Dr. Ferragamo to shoes please!

Matty Boy said...

She's got an oil tanker named after her. If a few rich people go green, it's no skin off her oily nose. Just as long as we can keep the poor sucking on the oil teat for as long as possible, it's smoooooth sailing for Condi all the way to her bitter lonely spinsterhood.

sfmike said...

We were watching our crappy San Francisco Giants play a game on the television last night, and whose face did we have to see sitting in the front row next to Willie Mays in shot after shot after shot? And don't get me started on the local newscasters whose idea of an interview with her was, "Well, would you like to be Commissioner of Baseball, too, Secretary Rice?"

You really are a heroine, Princess, for Watching Condi's Hairdo (and everything else) so we don't have to.

Anonymous said...

The appalling vulgarity of this petite bourgeoise -- an academic mediocrity supposedly in charge of explaining the world to George W. Bush -- simply boggles the mind. Her true station in life really is wearing sunglasses in sports cars (or teaching piano to Colorado pre-teens) -- but certainly not handling the foreign policy of what was once (before the White House hoods she serves so willingly accomplished their coup d'├ętat in two "elections") a great nation.

Anonymous said...

Egads, she's a total social climber. Can you imagine Madeline Albright pissing away her time riding around in a sports car for the benefit of the society pages?
-KarenZipdrive

No Marsupial Equivalent said...

Condi & K. I. T. T.! Wow, I just can't believe it! Is that the real Michael Knight driving?

HRH King Friday XIII said...

It needs rims.

Jess Wundrun said...

yikes.

Jess Wundrun said...

All Y'all who came of age in the eighties sing wit' me:

"Tesla girls tesla girls
Testing out theories
Electric chairs and dynamos
Dressed to kill theyre killing me
"

(by Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark)

Anonymous said...

That's the happiest I've ever seen her look. I guess taking over the world isn't as much fun as it looks.

Matty Boy said...

To Jess...

OMG! OMD! Totally yay!

txyankee said...

Wait, are those different sunglasses? Did she lose the others in the cactus patch?

Fran said...

Telsa girls. Jess you are killing me! I randomly thought of that song today too. Hmmm... there are no coincidences are there.

It is the perfect theme for this shot.