YOU CONTINUE TO BUILD AND REACH
OUT AND BRING NEW MEMBERS TO THE
FOLD AND AGAIN, TO SHARE SOME OF
THE CORE BELIEFS OF OUR PARTY
AND WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT.
CERTAINLY TO THE LEADERSHIP OF
THE RNLA AND MY BUDDY BOB, THANK
YOU FOR THE CHANCE TO BE HERE,
TO SHARE SOME INSIGHTS.
NOW, I HAVE GOT A LEGAL PROBLEM
THAT I NEED YOUR HELP ON.
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PUPPY?
BECAUSE I HEARD HE WENT
HOLLYWOOD AND I'M TRYING TO GET
ALL THAT WORKED OUT BECAUSE IF
HE GETS PAID, I WANT TO GET
AND THAT'S HOW THAT SHOULD GO.
The above, sent by Pony Pal™ Supreme/CSPAN secret operative Fritz wasn't meant to be gripping, surrealist poetry, but is in fact the closed-captioning from Michael Steele's speech to the Republican National Lawyers Association (scared yet?) on March 30, 2007. What was he really saying? With verse like that, who cares! Somebody, please give that captioner a Pulitzer!