Saturday, April 28, 2007

Crazy Lady Gets Honorary Law Degree


Chancellor Emeritus Charles B. Runnels (R) places a hood on U.S. first lady Laura Bush as she receives Pepperdine's Honorary Doctor of Laws degree during the 2007 Seaver College commencement at Pepperdine University in Malibu, California April 28, 2007. REUTERS/Phil McCarten (UNITED STATES)

Laura Bush: the next attorney general of the United States of America!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

She should have stuck to Library science and he should have stuck to booze. Think of how much better we'd all be.

Christopher said...

"a hood"? Did she also become Grand Wizard?!

mother of jehu said...

Guess it goes to show you how useless a law degree is....

Anonymous said...

Surely they had to offer some justification or reason for the honor. What could it have been? I mean, don't those things usually come with "in recognition of xxxxxxx"?

Anonymous said...

I guess it's already been said, but I am dreadfully not au courant: does she (Laura; but Zhivago would never have fallen for her, no sir), not look like "The Penguin" in those awful Batman films?

Muscato said...

You know, I never really gave all those chainsmoking rumors that much credence -- but in this photo, at least, Crazy Eyes appears to have what I can only describe as "flesh-colored teeth."

And that can't be good.

Matty Boy said...

Pepperdine? Wasn't Ken Starr going to retire from his work in penis research to become president of Pepperdine?

Oh well, let's be kind and say an honorary degree from Pepperdine is more prestigious than a real degree from Regent University, and about 150 grads from that craphole now work at the White House.

pineapple said...

I'm not sure she could be any worse then our good friend Alberto...

Anonymous said...

PP regulars/admirers,

Please see:

Raising the Voice of Diplomacy:
A Pepperdine professor’s journey from student to State Department:

http://www.pepperdine.edu/pr/stories/graffy2.htm (with "Dr" Kondi in her fancy brown sweatsuit).

But, most revealing, pls see:

Most Obnoxious Statement of the Year: Guantanamo Suicides Were "PR Move"

http://edstrong.blog-city.com/most_obnoxious_statement_of_the_year_guantanamo_suicides_wer.htm

Anonymous said...

Its somehow fitting, in this time of corrupt justice, that Crazy Eyes be honored by the "university" that's the fascist headquarters of the Federalist Society. You know, the outfit that gave us Starr, Scalia, and other dregs of lawyerdom. She'll do fine as AG!

Anonymous said...

Maybe she is fucking Ken Starr, thus the hooded get-up....probably wearing leather and chains underneath....

Karen Zipdrive said...

I wish I was the one who got to place that thing around her neck. You woulda seen some REALLY crazy eyes then.

Fran said...

You know, I take the weekend off to get married and a lot of stuff happened!

The First Lady of Vehicular Manslaughter with a law degree.

Nice.

Matty Boy said...

Yay, Fran!

Let me be the first complete stranger commenting on a blog to congratulate you on your nuptials. Sure, I know construction workers must yell and hoot at you all the time "HEY BAYBEE! NICE NUPTIALS!!", but I mean it with respect.

Fran said...

Thanks Matty. And I totally hear all that respect. Although at 49 my nuptials don't quite get the comments that they used to!

Still- the date is somehow marred by this Pepperdinian mess!!!

And I say that with total respect!

Lulu Maude said...

Just think... that old fool could have pulled that hood tight... very tight...

Edith's Friend said...

Randi Rhodes called her "Laura Crazy Eyes Bush" on her show to day.

Michael said...

I want to check out her medicine cabinet in the worst way . . .