Jordan's King Abdullah II, left, is greeted by Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Monday, march 5, 2007, at the State Department in Washington. (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)
Jordan's daddy-bear king was totally captivated today by the sophisticated Secretary of State simulacrum, and so am I! The Disneytronic Condoleezza has had a bumpy history, but this latest upgrade is certainly handsome, and nearly lifelike, too! It must have been nerve-wracking to remote-operate the Ferragamo-clad construct during this difficult and prestigious test, but obviously they kept their heads and produced a flawless performance. Oh, I bet there was a lot of high-fivin' in the Condibot control center today! Congrats to Team Condibot!