Thursday, February 08, 2007

BREAKING: CNN Reports Surprising Development in Mysterious Death Story



OMG, there's an unexpected, shocking twist! Thanks for keeping me updated, CNN!

7 comments:

b said...

Shocking!

E :) said...

That is investigative journalism of an unimaginably high standard! Quick, someone give them a Pulitzer!

Jess Wundrun said...

Does this coroner's drape make my ass look big?

Matty Boy said...

And comment of the week goes to... Jess Wundrun on the Anna Nicole picture!

Anonymous said...

anna nicole died?
didnt know

i gotta go get a hold of the trim spa baby products and sell on ebay

Muscato said...

All else aside, somewhere deep under the scandal and sleaze (and who would have dreamt that the Gabor name might have one last hurrah in this context?), there is something rather sad.

I thought of a quote and looked it up; turns out the famous part isn't half as apt as the lines that follow. From "The Duchess of Malfi", a play from 1614:

FERDINAND:
Cover her face; mine eyes dazzle: she died young.

BOSOLA: I think not so; her infelicity Seem'd to have years too many...


Too true...

Karen Zipdrive said...

I am that baby's daddy.