Sunday, December 24, 2006

Sparkle Pony Photo-Op Tips 'n' Tricks: Don't Get Photographed Like This if You Want to Appear Harmless:

** FILE ** Mario Scaramella is seen in this 2006 file photo taken in Naples, Italy. Italian Police on Sunday, Dec. 24, 2006 arrested Scaramella, who met with a former Russian spy the day the Russian fell ill from poisoning. Mario Scaramella was arrested in Naples after returning from London. Rome prosecutors have been investigating Scaramella for violating secrets and possible arms trafficking. Scaramella met with Alexander Litvinenko at a London sushi bar on Nov. 1, the day the former KGB agent fell ill. Litvinenko died of poisoning from radioactive polonium-210 on Nov. 23. (AP Photo/Salvatore Laporta/Files)
Also: don't have the word scar in your name.

5 comments:

isabelita said...

The lighting resembles the old flashlight-held-under-the-chin special effects our YMCA camp counselors used whilst telling ghost stories around the campfire. Only this creature can actually turn people into ghosts...

Matty Boy said...

Isabelita beat me to it.

And on the handle to the car door was... THE BLOODY STUMP!!!!

guru-On-A-Soap-Box said...

ICKY!!! I think I saw him at a condominium meeting once. He was eating rats.

If I saw him at a sushi bar I'd definitely turn around and go to the nearest Italian place. But if you're going to get arrested, Naples is the place to do it!

dusty said...

goodness..

p.s. my spam word is longer than my comment. wtf?

Anonymous said...

Doesn't he look just like Otto in the Beetlejuice seance scene?