Monday, December 04, 2006

Laura "Crazy Eyes" Bush Bravely Pretends Not to be Terrified of Getting Eaten by Gigantic Afghan Woman

First Lady Laura Bush speaks at the launch of the Partnership of U.S.-Afghan Women's Council and Georgetown University, Monday, Dec. 4, 2006, at Healy Hall on the Georgetown campus in Washington. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

4 comments:

Matty Boy said...

Be fair, PSP. The enormous Afghani Girl does not look hungry or even upset. Of course, Laura hasn't finished the speech yet.

Also, if she were upset, I would expect the Central Asian Colossus (not to be confused with Ursula Plassnik, the Central European Colossus) to merely swat the annoying First Lady off the stage. Gristle, too much makeup and rayon are not an appetizing meal.

Muscati said...

No, I agree; that's not a hungry expression. I think it's the bemused look our Large Lady friend gets while pondering...

Just think - once, long ago, that tragic drug-addled nicotine-fiend Stepford Wife with the pulled-back look of a second-rate Joan Rivers impersonator was once a shy young girl with a dream. Amazing what a few decades with an abusive frat boy can do to a person...

At least that what it seems like from the audience. Maybe only Crazy Eyes can see the hungry look. Although I doubt she has the peripheral vision to do so.

Second thought: the vast Kabuli may intently be looking for the telltale fine scars at the back of the First Lady's ears...

Jess Wundrun said...

lemon poppyseed muffins were served

pissed off patricia said...

Is this some kind of new torture. Making people try to eat while listening and looking at laura?

The lady isn't as large as she appears, that just what she looks like to Laura after laura took her "medication"