Friday, November 17, 2006

Pirate-Themed Gala Held in Condi's Honor

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, left, and Tran Thi Kim Chi, the wife of Vietnam's President Nguyen Minh Triet, attend a dinner hosted by Triet at the International Convention Center in Hanoi Friday, Nov. 17, 2006. Rice and U.S. President George W. Bush are attending the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit in Vietnam. (AP Photo/Reinhard Krause, Pool)
OMG, just as I was about the lower the Condoleezza Hairdo Alert System to it's bottommost, saddest rung, Condi has an updo evening with ruffles 'n' girly wonderfulness! Yay! Can we get a better look at that outfit, please?



Avast, ye scallywags! Where's her Svarovski crystal-encrusted eye patch, I wonder?

UPDATE: OMG, look at Crazy Eyes' outfit:


20 comments:

Jess Wundrun said...

Ok I seriously hate the 'if Hillary had done that' comparisons. But really, if Hillary had done that......

(I think it is obvious which member of this Texas family actually comes from Texas, just by the outfit)

Matty Boy said...

Look at the happy smile on Laura's face! Isn't that nice? Isn't that what we want from a First Lady? We don't want mean, grumpy, pouty First Ladies, like a certain senator I won't name.

That said, then we have the outfit. Sigh. If we could just have the happy smile from the party picture and the lovely white ensemble from the speech, she would go back to being the Bestest Firstest Lady Ever! (Okay, she's not as fabulous as Jackie, but did Jackie's husband get re-elected? No, I don't think so.)

isabelita said...

Good grief, even Laura's outfit is tripping! The drugs she's taken ahve seeped out into the material to bring on psychedelic effects!
Or perhaps it's a "mood" dress...

DC1974 said...

Apparently when traveling to Asia, remember to bring clothes that will reinforce the commonly held belief that American's have no taste.

Otherwise, you might create an international incident.

(Even 41's throwing up in the prime ministers lap was true to form and so thus did not result in the ending diplomatic ties with Japan.)

Oh and smell like Hamburgers. Because they already think we do.

Jess Wundrun said...

I'd like to add that women who chain smoke menthol Pall Malls are advised against blood red lipstick. It highlights the tobacco stains on your teeth.

Anonymous said...

Oh my!

Anonymous said...

Well, the first lady's dress does distract us from looking at her expanding waist line, er, swelling body.

I don't think it's enough, though, to distract world attention away from the throngs of protesters and general disgust of locals.

Anonymous said...

Condi in "evening dress" always looks as if she's about to go a high school prom -- or maybe to "mixer" as they used to call them -- as a college freshman at a second-rate learnery in the early 1960s before the Rumsfeld/Cheney 50s world fell apart due to VN.

Her parochialism, reflected in everything about her, including her attire, is inevitably part of her persona -- she exudes a totally boring Stepford-wife proper superficiality -- not to speak of a Barbie-like absence of real femininity (which is based on mental powers that she simply does not possess).

Why didn't she become a piano teacher at a secondary school in the suburbs -- we would have been spared of some of the most disastrous foreign "policies" in American history ...

Anonymous said...

For robots, they really have pizzaz! They're "sock o'delic" fur sure! Now we know why all those fureners lust after our women...

Karen Zipdrive said...

What's green and purple, smells like an ashtray and sleeps with an asshole?

sleepyinsaudi said...

Oh My God! My daughter has the same Little Mermaid costume!

guru-On-A-Soap-Box said...

MAYBE Laura's dress is from DoubleYa-ya's 'secret' closet.

Condi doing a Klingon in Super-Fem wear caused me to go through my closet and burn all my vintage Laura Ashley. THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!!

Lulu Maude said...

What would make good sari fabric has been chopped up into a shirtwaist.

Now, that's respectable Republicanism. Wear it with lamé pumps for the ball, or with Adidas for the box social.

Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel said...

I haven't noticed Denver University jumping up and down to claim Condi as their very own bestest alumna, have you?

BLOGMOMME said...

It is almost time for the triple-strand pearl choker for Crazy Eyes!

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