US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice waves as she arrives for a press conference in Bogor, Indonesia, November 20. Rice will attend a Middle East democratization conference in Jordan this week amid a flurry of diplomatic initiatives in the troubled region, the State Department has announced.(AFP/File/Jewel Samad)Oh Condi, how I love you (obvs, duh) during the slow start to what promises to be a slow news week. I mean, I'm sorry, but I don't consider Black Friday™ and Cyber Monday™ recaps to be real news, OK? So anyway, like, the world is totally exploding, so that means paaaaaarty for Condi, right? Right:
Um, is frisky Condi goosing that guy on the right or what? Clearly an awesome time is being had by all, because you know why? Press conferences have the best canapés, and it's all just cocktail chatter to these folks anyway.