Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Damn That George and His Itching Powder!

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, right, scratches her head while U.S. President George W. Bush, left, meets with Estonian President Toomas Hendrik Ilves, at Kadriorg Palace, Tuesday, Nov. 28, 2006 in Tallinn, Estonia. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
Here's the real head scratcher: George 'n' Condi are doing what in Estonia? Oh, right, they're on their way to the NATO summit. I was thinking that maybe they should just send the lame ducklings to fictional countries from now on, like Kazick Kazack that Borat place. Sexy time!


guru-On-A-Soap-Box said...

I think she's reactivating the cross-currental-lobal gladiator thing that helps her in lateral thinking and adjusts her hormonal drip feeder from Planet Zork.

Or maybe George flicked a booger at her.

Anyway, I got headlice in Estonia once and those are some big MOFO headlice. They carry Chinese automatic weapons too.

Nicorette and coffee-- Babbler's Delight.

Tangents. Whatever. Like Condi's Foreign Police-ee.

Anonymous said...

Got sent this pic in an email, thought you'd like it since you seem to enjoy all that photoshop stuff, no idea where it's from or who did it but it's highly amusing in my opinion!


Really gets everyone's personalities through I think ;)

Anonymous said...

She's looking for the hidden button on her cranium that makes the little box behind George's neck work...

Lulu Maude said...

The Hair Altert system seems stuck on Guarded.

After months of faithful reading, I do think that it's time to show a little initiative on the Condi-do.

Perhaps, on the basis of some trumped-up intelligence, it would be possible to kidnap the Dr. F. and spirit her away to a salon which would provide us all with a much needed change.

Where are the leaders when you need them?

drew said...

witness the condi-bot, self adjusting her level of plausable deniability up to eleven!
american craftmanship boys,
american craftmanship!