Tuesday, October 03, 2006

There Aren't Enough Flags to Wave the Smell Away

President Bush, left, greets students waving U.S. flags outside the entrance to the George W. Bush elementary school, Tuesday, Oct. 3, 2006 in Stockton, Calif. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
Is that headline too heavy-handed? Well, poor Georgie certainly didn't count on these October surprises.

I think that headline's a little corny, actually. Here are some alternatives:
  • Try Burning This Flag, Asshole! It's Vinyl and It'll Drip Hot Goo on You!
  • Bush Assures Crowd He Will Never IM Them in An Overly-Friendly Manner
  • USA! USA! Now with Less Abramoff!
  • Bush: Everything's Great! Everything's Motherfucking Great!

3 comments:

Kodos said...

I am still trying to accept the fact that there is a George W Bush elementary school. Elementary learning inspired by elementary leadership. Or no leadership at all.

Karen Zipdrive said...

After the "My Pet Goat" incident, you'd think that pinhead Bush would avoid pissing away his time visiting elementary schools.
Hey Bush- earn your money. Send Laura to the schools and stay in your office and do your job.
Wait...
On second thought, visit all the schools you want. The less "work" you do, the better.

dusty said...

Great Title for the post PSP!