Something about Bob Ney heading to prison rang a bell for me, and then I remembered feeling a similar concern for Ney's fellow hairdo scofflaw from across the aisle, James Traficant:
...federal prisoners aren't allowed to wear toupees, so Traficant must give it up when he's sent to federal prison soon, according to Bureau of Prisons spokeswoman Traci Billingsley.Oh dear. Maybe he can borrow one of Jack Abramoff's fedoras?
2 comments:
Pity! Such a nice piece!
Maybe they serve Nabisco Shredded Wheat in the mess hall. He can always rathole a few large squares and do his hair later in his cell.
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