Austria's Foreign Minister Ursula Plassnik talks to reporters as she arrives at an European Union foreign ministers' meeting in Brussels July 17, 2006. REUTERS/Francois Lenoir (BELGIUM)Hmmm... my advice to Ursula is this: don't talk to reporters right off the airplane, or stop taking Ambien for your flights. Better yet, though, Honey, travel with your hair/makeup fairy! That way you're always fresh and girlish, like Princess Condi! Finally, though, I think it's OK for her to substitute chunky jewelry for a scarf every once in a while, but I hope she doesn't make a habit of it.
Speaking of which, however, I realize that I kinda left all of you hanging with the History of Ursula Plassnik's Scarves, but fear not! I'll resume the series tonight! Yay!