Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Three Magic, Wonderful Words



Ken Mehlman finally, finally says those three magic words which will make so many hairdressers feel so much better about themselves:
"I'm not gay."
Thank you, thank you Mr. Mehlman!

5 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'm not gay, either. I just like my men with breasts and a vagina.

Lulu Maude said...

Sooo subtle.

Not true, but subtle.

Unknown said...

Snappy KZ..I like it..

Kenny reminds me of Mike Piazza's gay crisis a couple years ago..I think they dost protest too friggin much.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Mehlman has the perfect blowjob mouth. It's always slightly ajar and ready for action.
Oh, he's gay, all right.

Anonymous said...

Asked about 2004 stories suggesting he might be gay, Mehlman told us: "I'm not gay. But those stories did a number on my dating life for six months."

Gay or straight, can his dating life be that hot.

Personally, I'd feel a lot safer if he were straight. Dating him would be my worst nightmare. Worse than acid washed jeans and a mullet